NOTE: This is just a really short intro story, so please enjoy :)

"Hey! Cupcake! Get out of my way, will you?!" Ginta Momoko pushed me so hard I smacked against the wall of the school gates.

"Ow!" I barely managed to grunt before one of his friends pushed my shoulder against the brick. Great, a new bruise to add to my already injured shoulder. I bet blood is sipping through my white polo. Bullies suck. I mean, can't a guy get a break?

Just as I thought the coast was clear, I started to go inside the gates when someone roughly pushed me back against that darn wall again, my lips and nose scraping into ground beef.

"By the power invested in me, I pronounce you, Josua Carstairs and you, brick wall, husband and wife!" Yuu Hoshika, head of the basketball team yelled loud enough for the whole school to hear. Like a balloon popping in a silent room, the noise of everyone in the school courtyard laughing slammed into my ears.

I felt my face grow hot with humiliation and anger. But I swallowed it down, peeled away from my new wife and pressing my hand against my bleeding face, I pushed past the crowd and ran into the school. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

There is no use fighting back with these dorks. Just the daily morning routine for Josua Len Carstairs. I'm fifteen years old, blond haired, hazel-yellow eyed, pale skinned, 5-foot-five-inches tall, 1/4 Japanese and the rest British and Spanish. My name is pronounced JOSH-ua, and my nickname is Cupcake.

Okay, so this is how it started. My dad was invited by his uncle to Japan for business reasons, so my family and my best friend Florida packed and flew all the way from Brooklyn, New York to Tokyo. I had tons of Japanese friends, and I knew the language enough.

So on the first day of school, Florida (Flo is her nickname) and I walked into 2-2 classroom. Everyone stared at us;there was buzz going around about the new transfers. When sensei Chihiro called out my name, she tried to say my surname in English, but she said "Cupcake". I don't know why. To add to that, instead of my school uniform shirt, I wore a pink shirt with a smiling cupcake with a bow icing on it.

And...I do like cupcakes...

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's note: Hello, wonder people of the world! I would like to say that this is my first story, and it's today that I have joined . Now, this is NOT a fanfiction story-totally origional. I'm just sitting with my hind on the chair spilling whatever comes outta my mind. :) I will do anime fanfiction, but not now. I enjoy creating my own characters. I hope this story at least made you chuckle- for laughter is medicine to all. It's a bit stupid, but hey, i had fun writing it. ^.^ Josua "Cupcake" Carstairs grew on me after the first paragraph, and i do plan on writing more, just send feedback. Also, there are INACCURATE things- like Japanese school, student life, and fictional characters and places- so don't hate me! *=* It is only fiction- so take care of me. :)

Anywho, this is Yako Kelli, signing out.