My first Homestuck fic that's being posted on here :D

A group of young adult trolls (21 years old) sat in ontop of Sollux' house in a circle. Sollux' lusus was asleep and wasn't going to wake anytime soon.

You two look at each other in awe and then to the person in question. One looking utterly disgusted while the latter very bored and disinterested.

''WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?'' Karkat rolled his eyes and looked back and forth in complete disbelief.

Eridan, the troll in question snarled looking down in an attempt to hide his blush. ''I-I want to join you guy's-

Eridan was cut off by Karkat attempting to punch him but Sollux held him back. ''Calm down. He's not worth it. It's probably some sick joke.''

Eridan shakes his head but then grunts,''Just forget it.''

Karkat sighs,''I'm sorry, ya know how I get at times. Just...Just explain this to me again.''

Eridan let's out a sigh,''WWell I just wwanted to knoww if it wwould be okay if wwe try...You and me I mean,at havving a matespritship.''

Karkat looked suspicious,''Are you sure this isn't a ploy to hurt Sollux? Because if you hurt my matesprit I'll fuck you up. You know that?'' Karkat gave him a stern look.

Eridan nods,''I understand Karkat.''

Sollux said,''Okay so let'th all calmly talk thith out. Even though I can't fucking thand you. I am open to sharing Karkat and Karkat shares me with someone else.''

''Oh?'' Eridan says sounding very interested,''And wwho might that be?''

''None of your fuckin' busineth bitch.'' Sollux answers very quickly.

Karkat rolls his eyes,''Sollux is embarassed of his secondary partner. We don't trust you enough yet.''

Eridan looked intrigued but didn't push it any further. Eridan then asked curiously,''So can I be your secondary matesprit?''

''I'll think about it...'' Karkat answers,''And about Sollux you can be his kimesis if you wish just beware of his secondary matespriteship.''

Sollux growled at Karkat,''Thut up! Thut up! Thut up Karkat!''

Karkat snickered and shrugged. Karkat then said,''So what about you and Feferi?''

Eridan points at Sollux,''This jackass fucked that up.''

''HAHA! You fucking ugh! She didn't want you from the beginning! She was digging me but I just see me and her as friends! Don't blame me for ANYTHING!''

''Bring it down babe. BRING IT DOWN!'' Karkat ironically screamed.

Karkat looked up as if he though thinking,''Oh and this might get confusing so that's why I encourage us to have a very open atmosphere with eachother. I may be getting another matesprit.''

''Jegus!'' Eridan exclaimed.

''LOOK FUCKER! ME AND TEREZI HAVE HAD A THING FOR A VERY LONG TIME!'' Karkat exclaimed. Sollux nods in agreement and adds,''Eridan you'll just have to learn how to take things in stride. And no jealousy. Absolutely no possessiveness. It's only natural to feel these things from time to time but just talk it out with us. We'll understand. But YOU DO NOT OWN ANYONE.''

''Yes.'' Karkat agrees.

Sollux sighed, But sadly my other matesprit does not agree.''

Karkat patted his back.

Eridan looked like his brain was utterly fried. The two land dwellers couldn't help but laugh softly.

''50LLUX WH3R3 4R3 U?!'' They heard a voice squeal.

Sollux blushed and said,''Talking with a friend. I'll be there in a second.''

''15 d47 c488y k47 wi7h u!?'' Mituna screamed.

''N-No not at all bro now calm down and go back inside!'' Sollux could tell Mituna was peeping outside because his voice sounded close.

Mituna growled and started stomping,''I75 mai 7urn 4 attention! My turn! My turn!'' Mituna jumped up and down,''He gets everything! EVERYTHING!''(Switching to normal text so you can read it XD)

''What the fuck Mituna. Chill. Just chill bro.'' Sollux says sighing.

Mituna got quiet and then pointed,''Who the fuck is that!? WHO IS THAT SOLLUX!?'' Mituna yells pointing at Eridan. ''It's my annoying piece of shit friend Eridan.''

''Why thank you Sollux.'' Eridan retorts his voice flat.

Mituna flops down and starts rolling around making a point to kick Karkat in the back. ''Don't thart this Mituna.'' says Sollux patiently,''Where is Latula?''

''I don't know.'' Mituna says stuburnly.

''Don't ignore her, she probably wants to cuddle right now.'' Sollux suggests.

''Why so you can cuddle ~karkat~'' Mituna singsongs.

''OOH MY GOG YOU ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK!'' Karkat all but screams.

''SUCK MY ASS MUTANT!'' Mituna screams.

Eridan blinks,''Ummm. I think I've had enough of this for today...''

Eridan stands up and dust himself off,''I'll talk to you later Karkat okay?''

Karkat nods distracted by Mituna trying to fight him consistantly.

''Get your fucking dancestor before I throw him off of this roof.'' Karkat yells aggravated.

''Mituna. C'mon, what'th bothering you?'' Sollux asks. Mituna whines,''You don't spend time with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's all about Karkat!''

''You know that's not true. Go on a date with Latula okay? I'll chill with you later okay?''

''Chill? Bro? Are you trying to deny what we are? Are you embarassed!? ahbuiidshihduishiosjqioehiuwlhjsoidjhioejfioejfoi fuck! Why!?'' Mituna screams.''

''Mituna let'th dithcuth thith later.'' Sollux says blushing.

Mituna seeths,''JASHOYUGEDSWUJHDSIW0SOJDHUY8EGET6RQWRFWSTIYWAH9PIOMDEPWFNYEDUSBGEW6397GEDUWQNBD FUCK YOU SOLLUX DNWSHB8YSOHBDUISDBGVYUFDVNBMINDSO,MFCODM AAAAAAH!'' He storms off.

Karkat blinks,''What just happened?''

''This is too much polyamorous dithcuthon for one day. Wanna go on a date or do something pothitive?'' Sollux says trying to forget the drama.

''Yeah sure.'' Karkat says shrugging,''But how about we just hang out here...And lock the door this time, you remember what happened last time when we didn't...''

''Oh Gog. Mituna.'' Sollux shook his head and walked back into the hive with Karkat.