Disclaimer: Okay, okay...I don't own Harry Potter...Sesh...Way to ruin a dream folks.

If I Took Over Hogwarts

I would...

Riddle the castle with subliminal messages

Make Snape wear a tutu, (C'mon! we've all wanted to see it! Okay, maybe just me...)

Give McGonagall new (better) clothes. I mean she wear alot of green considering she's a Gryffindor...

Introduce Dumbles to chocolate (so much better than sherbet lemons)

Bring Sirius back to life (He didn't deserve to die! #sobs#)

Hug Remus

Give Harry Contacts

Buy Hermione a hair straightner

Un-Emo Malfoy

Get Harry to come out of the closet

Buy Ron some decent dress robes

Dye Ron's hair

Hit Umbridge with a baseball bat

No scratch the last one. Blow her up.

Decorate the Whomping Willow at Christmas (It must get so depressed no one like him! Except me, I love that tree)

Hug the Whomping Willow

Make Snape wear a cupid uniform

Get all the Slytherins to wear festive party hats

Make Malfoy unevil. We all know he loves Harry

Ask Cedric to marry me

If he says no. Make him bald

WITH PIMPLES!

No. Even I'm not that mean. Why ruin something so hott!

Turn dementors pink with purple stripes

Have System of a Down, Panic! At the disco, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park and Fort Minor playing through out the castle.

Get myself a dragon

Glare at Fudge with my Super-I-Hate-You-So-Much-More-Than-This-Glare-Says-I-Do glare

Throw Cho off a cliff.

Or alternatively, row out to sea on a kayak, with Cho's pockets weighed down with rocks and push her off. (Sorry if your a Cho fan)

Somehow smuggle Zac Efron, the lead singer of Panic! At the disco and the lead singer from Taking Back Sunday into the castle. Good (hot) singers can never go a miss.

Make the Chamber of Secrets a night club. I mean where do the students go for fun! The library!

Sell ball point pens. (I would make a killing!)

Kill Voldemort with my killer ball point pens

I would also...

Ship Cheesy over from Oz to come join the fun

Banana too, she will also have access to a sexy Ravenclaw

Oh and duh the rest of you go without saying, because your right there.