A/N: I have decided to try my hand at an Otomen fic, and I'm surprised there are only 21. It's a really good manga so I expected more. Anyway, this is actually the first time I'm having a small bit of yuri in a fic, which I don't usually do, although the main pairing is yaoi. Anyway, I hope you enjoy and please review!

"Damn, Asuka really is pretty hot."

It wasn't that Juta hadn't heard those words spoken before. Asuka Masamune was indeed very handsome even though he was more feminine than any female student. He had swarms of fangirls who loved him and hated Ryo for stealing him away. That was just how things normally were. However, this time was a bit different than usual. For the first time, at least to Juta's knowledge, it was a guy who said this. Sure, Yamato was a little too obsessed with Asuka's manliness, but he didn't declare him hot.

"Still, I think Michiru is much sexier," another guy said in enthusiasm. Juta calmed down a little more. They were talking about Love Chick, the manga he (secretly) did. He was a little surprised though that his manga indeed have a male audience aside from the real world Asuka. Curious to see who the Love Chick fans were, Juta peered around the corner so not to get caught, though besides he and whoever were talking of Love Chick, the hallway was pretty much empty.

Three guys from their classroom were sitting on the stairs, each trying to get a good look at the pages of Love Chick. No, it wasn't Love Chick. The book they were reading was far too thin to be a volume or even to be the magazine of Hana to Mame. To interested to walk away, Juta walked up to the three, who when they saw him instinctiely hide it behind them.

"Oh, it's just Tachibana," one of them smiled, taking the book back out. Juta couldn't see the cover.

"What are you guys reading?"

"Yeah, you'd be interested in this, wouldn't ya Tachibana?" the blond one grinned, tossing it up Juta. He was confused for a moment until he looked down at the cover, where he saw a cute, naked girl, who was trying to cover up her breasts. That girl specifically was Asuka from Love Chick.

"T-teach me Michiru?" Juta stuttered at the title. Juta was swallowed by a spectrum of emotions as he realized he was holding Love Chick doujinshi. He was flattered, disturbed, and intrigued all at once. Unable to help himself, Juta started to flip through the pages.

"It's just that I'm nervous. I've never kissed anyone before, and the thought of ruining everything I've built with Ryo-kun with one bad kiss terrifies me."

"Then all you got to do is practice!" Michiru was leaning a little too close to a blushing Asuka-chan.

"Michiru, you have experience with guys, right? Will you teach me how to kiss?"

Juta felt himself heat up and had skim through the next few page. Michiru taking control and kissing Asuka, bodies pressing together, Asuka looking up lustfully at Michiru, wanting more. Flipping through a few more pages. Juta's eyes almost popped out of his head. Asuka, sitting on top of a surprised Michuru, unbuttoning her school uniform.

"God bless Jewel Sachihana for making such hot characters. Her shoujo stuff is shit, but this I can get used to."

"Y-yeah!" Juta falsely agreed, handing back the doujinshi.

"You better not tell anybody we got this, kay Tachibana?"

"My lips are sealed, trust me," Juta managed to say. Like hell he'd spread that his love story was turned into porn. Porn that, though only he knew, was about himself and his best friends. He couldn't get the image if a lustful Asuka-chan and wondered if his Asuka could ever make that face.


A/N: Yeah, maybe I might make this a two shot if I get a review or two. I haven't actually looked, but is there Otomen doujin? I know it isn't super big, but come on. Anyway, I hope you liked this little thing and please review!