Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, I know; it's a shocker that a thirteen year old don't own a book series so popular that they're making movies out of, because it happens everyday.
A/N: Yeah something random I thought was funny that my friend helped by doing Rosalie's part.
Alice's POV
It all started out when Rosalie was explaining to Bella what her power is. "That's actually disgusting." I said, I mean seduction, ewwwwww! "What?" Rose asked, I smirked. "Nothing bleach blonde." I said, she gasped.
"Well, at least I'm not a phsyco phsycic!" she said, it was my turn to gasp.
"Okay botox lips." I said, her face turned to it's usual scowl.
"Well at least I'm tall enough to ride rollercoasters." she bragged, oh that was it!
"Jasper loves my shortness!" I proclaimed.
"Oh, go pick on someone your own size; like Tinkerbell." she said, sweetly in the last part.
"At least I'm not like Vidia!" I yelled. (for those of you who don't know Vidia's a really mean pixie with black hair)
"You look more like her!" Rose yelled back.
"You look like Tinkerbell, oh wait she's nice." I screamed.
"Not in the Peter Pan mov-- I'm just shutting up." she said.
"Oooh, that's a first!" I exclaimed, she narrowed her eyes.
I realized that the whole family was watching, but niether of us stopped.
"At least my husband doesn't look like he has a fork up his ass half the time!" Rose yelled.
"That's right, but you act like it!" I yelled back, oh she was pissed.
"Alice, I swear your just a--"
"Bitch? Yeah, go break a bowl or something." I cut her off.
"At least my powers convient!" she said.
"GROSS!" I complained in a very loud scream that wasn't necssary.
"Hey, it's fun. And I know you and Jasper do it." she said.
"Yeah, but we don't tear down houses!" I wailed, I saw Emmett wince from the corner of my eyes.
"Because--"
"Lets not go x-rated!" I said, she smiled.
"Aww, is it to much for little Mary Alice?" she asked in that voice you use to talk to babies.
Suddenly a rush of calm went through me; that and love. "I love you Rosalie." I chimed.
"I love you Alice." she chimed back.
"JASPER FUCKING EMOTIONS!" I screamed. "Ali, calm down." his texan accent bit the air.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" I screamed, Rose laughed. "WHAT?!"
She shrugged, the family laughed along with her. ''WHAT?!" I demanded again.
"It's funny." Edward told me, Carlisle and Esme were shaking their heads.
A/N: I know it's short, but I thought it was funny, like Eddie-pu. Anywho, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
~Flower Child~ Yeah it's an odd nick-name.