FantasyFreak03: Muahahahaha. Sasuke Uchiha vs. Itachi Uchiha. Who will win? NO BODY KNOWS! Well except me.

Sasuke threw a punch at Itachi. "Itachi! You are about to die!" Sasuke let out an evil laugh. "MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!!" Sasuke was laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground.

Itachi just starred at Sasuke as he rolled on the ground. He was really freaked out and started twitching. "Sas-uke. What…are…you…do-ing?" he said between twitches.

"I'm laughing because I'm going to kill you! AND I stole Neji's pudding while he wasn't looking! AHAHAHAHH!!!!" Sasuke screamed insanely.

"Wow… and I thought I was evil! Sasuke that's really mean!"

"Says the boy who killed his entire clan!"

"Touché my friend!" Said Itachi. "I'm sorry I burning your teddy bear." Itachi said quietly with his head facing down.

"Now I am going to kill- wait what? What did you say?"

"I'm sorry!" screamed Itachi. "I burned! Your teddy bear!"

"You-you really mean that?" asked Sasuke.

"Yes. I decided to ruin the story plot line." Said Itachi with a laugh.

"Ok….it's time for me to apologize for what I've done." Said Itachi. "I'm sorry I slapped your girlfriend across the face, burned your teddy bear, but syrup on your pillow, beat you up, killed the clan… the list goes on."

"I'm sorry I spilled ketchup on your pillow, shaved loser in your hair, punched your best friend, stole your ipod, put piranhas in the pool while you were swimming, ate the last cookie….that list goes on too." Said Sasuke with a big boo hoo frown on his face.

"It's ok-wait a minute….. YOU ate the last cookie!?!?" said Itachi. "I thought Richie ate it. That's why I killed him. RICHIE!!!!!"

"I was going to eat the cookie, than I threw it at his face, but I decided I wanted to eat it so I picked it off of his face and ate it." Said Sasuke.

All of a sudden, Neji came.

"Give! Pudding! Back!" Neji screamed in Sasuke's face.

"Why should I? It's not like you have any friends to back you up or anything!" said Sasuke.

"Oh contraire." Said Neji. Neji snapped his fingers and behind him…. Was salt! "Salt will take care of you. You are part snail after all."

"I am not part snail!!" screamed Sasuke. "What could salt possibly do to me?!"

Neji threw salt into Sasuke's eyes. While Sasuke was blinded, Neji stole Pudding out of Sasuke's pocket…. He also found some stuff that might come in handy, so he took it. When he was done, he ran away like the little wimp he is.

"What did he take?" asked Itachi.

Sasuke checked his pocket. "He took my cookie!"