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A/N-my friend and I made this one late night

Chapter 1

EPOV:

Whoever said "by associating with wise people, you will become wise yourself," really knew what he was talking about. For example, since I associate with my Bella, I have become so much wiser and happier. And Rosalie- Rosalie associates with Emmett and loses brain cells everyday.

So how did I get sucked into this? Who's idea was it to play this idiotic game anyway? Oh. Emmett. Again, losing brain cells just by talking to him. But, I had to play. I've played this before with them to see what it was like. Bella and Renesmee never have. They won't know what's coming at them. I can help. I know what the others are thinking, and what they are planning. I'll prevent the worst of the truths and dares.

I have to.

BPOV:

Eight years. Eight years had passed and I was still the luckiest woman-no, luckiest PERSON to walk the planet. Perfect husband, perfect daughter, perfect family, perfect life. And now, I was going to be able to play my first-ever game with the Cullens. That's right. We were playing truth or dare. And me and Renesmee were going to be able to play.

I had to admit, I was a little anxious. I didn't want Renesmee doing anything sexual, or related-not that she didn't know ALL about that, thanks to Emmett. But still. Oh well.

Somehow, it'd all work out. I ran back to the cottage. I had left Wuthering Heights there.

NPOV:

Today therest of the family, Jake, and I are going to play truth or dare. Whoopdeedoo, cause all I want to do is spend my day playing childish games. But I will sit through it because of my wonderful mother and daddy. They're so giving, and they spoil me. ALL THE TIME. So I figured I would give some back. And Jacob wanted to play because I was. That's really sweet of him. I told Jake he didn't have to. But he insisted and its hard to say no to him. I have no idea why, but its always been that way. Maybe that's just the way he is.

JasperPov:

What a horrible, stupid ,childish game. But I have to play. For the love of my life, the apple of my eye, Alice. Just like I have to listen to those torture machines so called the Jonas Brothers. They could be a great weapon of war. If the confederates had them they would've won.

RPOV:

(scream) MY MIRROR BROKE! I know who broke my MIRRRROOORRR! (more screams)

APOV:

OMG! GUCCI CAME OUT WITH A NEW PURSE! Oh, and WERE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE!

EMPOV:

They have no idea what's coming…..