Here it is! The long-awaited outtakes of True Love Will Conquer All!
Outtake Numero Uno: Three-way.
My phone rang. Mia and Angela. YAY!
(Alice, Mia, Angela, Mia and Angela, Mia and Alice, Alice and Angela, All three)
Hey Girlies! How's things for you guys on your uber-awesome adventures while you guys leave me here to ROT this summer?
Hey!
Hey, don't eat me! You know I am just kidding!
We know, we know.
Ditto, Al!
Oh, Alice, Sam is going after you to Spoons.
Oh, is he?
Yea.
Hey, I am still here!
Sorry, Ang!
Yea, Sorry, Ang! So, how's Campo' Matho'?
. . .
I don't know what to make of that, Mia.
Yea…
About that…
So, Guys, guess who is staying over tonight!
Hmmm.
This is a toughie.
Would it be…
I don't know, Mia.
I think you do!
Jasper!!!!
*Squeal*
Do you think he will finally notice you, Alice?
I don't know, Mia.
He could. Hey! Maybe he feels
the same way about you!
And the possibility of that is…
BIG FAT CHANCE!!!
Hey, hate to end this so soon, but I gotta go. I am challenging Rosalie's new boyfriend, Emmett, wants to challenge me to a game of Goldfish. Bai bai sistas!
Bai bai!
I hung up the phone. So, Sam is following me to Forks? Well, then. STALKER!!
So, what do you think? That last part is Alice narrating. Has anybody ever realized that elect looks really weird? And if you know about the China Bull or want to, review! Review=my indefinite love and a preview of either the next outtake OR the next chapter!
Luff,
Randell