Authors Note: Here's a one-shot I decided to write for no apparent reason.
Snowball Prank
Hobbes whistled peacefully and intentionally loudly as he wandered through the snow behind Calvin who was doing the opposite from his friend, and sneaking behind trees.
"Hobbes, are you trying to blow my cover?" he asked.
Hobbes smiled innocently and shrugged.
"Just get behind something," Calvin hissed. "We want this mission to go as planed. We don't want to-"
Just at that moment, Susie walked out of her house across the street.
"Hobbes there she is!" Calvin whispered and tugged Hobbes down behind a bush with him.
They watched as Susie jollily walked across the street to the newly fallen snow, where she began rolling the beginnings of a snowman bum.
"Now don't try anything smart Hobbes." Calvin ordered quietly.
Hobbes adjusted his scarf. "You think I would do that?" he said purposefully loud.
Calvin scowled at him. "Yes."
Hobbes sighed and began making slush-balls. Calvin did the same, and they soon had a pile of slush-balls each ready to pelt Susie, who was now rolling the head for her snowman.
"Remember Hobbes," Calvin began. "Don't do what you did last time."
"What did I do last time?" Hobbes said knowing what he did last time.
"You pelted me into the clearing!"
"I remember no such thing." Hobbes lied.
"Oh for the love of silly sausages," Calvin growled. "Just listen to what I say for once, you fur ball."
"Oh I'm sorry, fluffy hair."
Calvin took a deep breath. "We can kill each other later. For now, lets focus on breaking Susie's jaw."
They grabbed two snowballs each and got into position. Susie was placing the head on her snowman now.
Calvin used his concentrated face which looks like a sick mermaid trying to open a pickle jar. "Three... Two..."
But as he was about to say one, Hobbes picked him up and threw him out into the snow, being the annoying tiger he is. Susie looked at him awkwardly.
"HOBBES YOU BIG FAT LUMMOX!" Calvin's muffled voice yelled from under the snow.
"Calvin?" Susie said slowly. "What are you doing?"
Calvin got out from under the snow. "Well my pathetic excuse for a friend just threw me into the snow as I was about to break your jaw with slush-balls!"
Hobbes poked his head out from the bush with a sneaky grin on his face and a slush-ball in his hand.
"And now," Calvin continued. "He just ruined-OOF!"
The 'OOF' noise, was of a slush-ball that was previously in Hobbes' hand hitting Calvin's back sending him forward into Susie, and with complete and utter horror, both of their lips pressed against each other.
Calvin tried to let go, but his entire body was leaning against Susie's, so if he got up, he would face-plant into the snow. Susie, surprisingly, enjoyed it. She closed her eyes and pulled Calvin in closer. Hobbes chuckled thinking of annoying things to say to Calvin once he was done.
Calvin just stood there and waited for it to be all over. Eventually, it was and Susie broke away letting Calvin face-plant into the snow. Hobbes walked up to Calvin's body as Susie walked away dreamily.
"Hey lover boy." he giggled.
"You are the bane of my existence..." Calvin managed.