X was busy sucking on a sugar cube (He was trying to imitate his favorite Death Note character) when I, his lovely FEMALE assistant, said, "You know, I really think I deserve some reward from everything I've done for you, X-san..." X spat out the sugar cube and stared at I for a moment.
"But...but why do you bring this up now?" X cried, obviously a bit annoyed, "You've been following me without complaint for almost two years now, and you tell me the only reason you help me is so you can find out what I truly am. Since when were you interested in rewards...?"
I, who was busy checking herself in the mirror, stood up and walked over to X. Wrapping her arms around his shoulders, she pressed her forehead against his and whispered, "You know what I want...that reward...you know what I mean..." This caused X to feel extremely uncomfortable, so he pushed I away.
"We...we can't do that, dammit! I told you...for all I know, I might actually be a girl!" X was clearly upset about nearly being raped, so I decided to take a much more calm, gentle approach to achieve her desires. "You're right, X. Please forgive me..." She purred, purposely lifting one of her pant legs as she said this, showing off a nice well-rounded thigh.
X blushed considerably, but he turned his eyes away from it and stuffed another sugar cube into his mouth. Sighing, I sat down next to X and just stared at the same blank wall as him for over an hour. Finally, neither of them could take it anymore.
"Wanna see if I can turn my hands into big d---s?"
"OH YEAH!"
Unfortunately, X couldn't do that, so they just had to kiss a few times before going to bed. Tongues lashed about as their mouths clashed in dramatic fashion. X had almost removed all of I's clothes when he remembered they weren't supposed to have sex.
After a while, the whole kissing thing got boring, so they stopped for the night.
When X went to his room, he saw that I had made him a nice little bed out of stacked red cubes.
Smirking, X thought, 'Heh...my new girlfriend sure can be full of surprises...'
The next day, I woke up with a red box lying in the middle of her room. Inside contained Jim Carrey, her favorite American actor. That was X's way of saying 'I love you' to someone...