Story: The Mystery of Baldy-chan
Summary: "Ken-chan, why do you think Baldy-chan is Bald?"
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach, but my mom owns the white jug of Clorox setting on the water heater.
"Hey, Ken-chan,"
Kenpachi looked up to his shoulder at his pink haired lieutenant, grunting. "Heh?"
She looked over, observing the sleeping Ikkaku, a spark of curiosity in her eyes. "Why do you think Baldy-chan is bald?"
The sadistic captain scoffed. "'Hell if I know, the fool probably thinks too hard..."
"That makes since too," Yachiru giggled after giving it a thought. "I was thinking that's why he never listens – the words bounce off of his shiny head, right, Ken-chan?"
Kenpachi cackled sadistically at the thought. "Yeah..."
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