Ed the Male Stripper
Ed: So uhh...I'm here for the lucky lady
Bacholerette: You're the male stripper?
Girl: When I called, they said that they would let us try out their new employee.
Bacholerette: Isn't he...a little short
Girl: He's probably small...If you know what I mean
Ed: I'll have you know that this is every stupid fangirl's dream
Girl 2: I bet he's gay
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO GAY THAT THEY DISERVE TO BE IN A ROYED YAOI FANFIC?