Hey! This is my very FIRST fan fiction/story I've done for fun EVER! Please enjoy!

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Disclamer: I highly doubt anyone here owns Naruto. I know I don't!

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Sakura x Akatsuki (mostly Deidara x Sakura)

Sakura's Boarding School Cliché

~Prologue~

I just got done with homework, and It's currently 4:30 PM. 'Wow that's a new record for homework. Usually, when I get out of school at three and have this amount of work, it takes another hour or so.' 'Outer, you're so lame. Nobody cares.' 'Shut up.'

"Sakura dear!" Came a voice from downstairs. Ah, my Aunt Tsunade. I wonder what she wants, but she seems overly nice lately. I wonder what's up. I ran downstairs and when I got around the corner, I did not like what I saw. She was FUMING mad.

"Yes, Tsunade?" 'Oh man, she looks pissed.'

"Can you possibly tell me WHY IN THE HELL I GOT A CALL FROM SCHOOL SAYING THAT YOU BASICALLY MAULED A STUDENT?" Well, the sentence started out sweet, but pretty much ended like she found out someone pissed in her tea this morning. Which unfortunately for me, was an extremely pissed off aunt staring at me like she was trying to hard to convince herself not to kill me in cold blood. 'She usually never gets like this.' 'I know its fucking scary, but we have had like seven fights in school this year already, and it's only been two months into the year.' ''True. I think this fight's the last straw for her. Man, I guess I can't really blame her for being pissed, huh?' 'Nope.'

"Uhm, I love you Aunt Tsunade?" I said extremely nervous for my very existence. It was probably written on my face that I was scared for said existence.

"Very funny, Sakura. Now cut the crap and explain yourself." She demanded tersely. 'Uh oh.'

"Well, you know that chick I told you about, and how that whore was trying to ruin my life?" The end of that sentence turned into more of a squeak of a question than a response.

"Do you mean that Karin girl? The one who I see throwing herself at any guy in her path?"

"Yeah that's the slut, any-who, she was picking on some kid and was being catty so I put her in line." I managed to smother my apparent fear, so that I was able to answer in a more confident manner.

Tsunade gave an exasperated sigh, and gave me a look that said 'Why must you put yourself in these situations?' "Sakura, I know you meant well, but you keep thinking that 'putting people in line' is the answer to everything, and you cannot keep acting out just because you think it's the solution. There are rules Sakura, and you are going to need to follow them if you want to thrive in this world. Just go to your room and I'll let you know when dinner is ready. Until then, Just stay in your room and do whatever while I try to figure out what to do with you. We'll discuss this later."

I complied and proceeded to my room. I could tell my aunt was worried about me, and I felt pretty bad. She's been like a mother to me since my mom perished in that accident and my dad went missing in action. Tsunade took me in not only because she was my closest relative, but because we've always had a strong bond and profound respect for each other as strange as that sounds and looks at the moment. She loves me like I were her own child. It was then I began reflecting on how lucky I was to have her as a mother figure, an aunt, and a role model.

'She's been our guardian for how long, now?' 'It's been four years.' 'Wow, time flies. Has it really been that long?' 'No, I'm lying to you.' 'Shut it with the sarcasm, Inner.' ' Like I would, you bitch.' 'Whatever, dude.' At this point I'm done bickering with Inner. She was a permanent resident of my unfortunately plagued mind, and was basically me, but a bit more brash and unreserved. So basically she is my raw persona, and has apparently made me into a head case. 'I heard that!' 'I don't care.' 'Bitch.' 'Mental disease.' It was quite often that when I 'let her out' it was for some major ass kicking. However, She has also gotten out on her own when I get so upset I can't even see straight. Today was an example of such an event.

'God, I hate that Karin bitch. Hell, I hate all girls that are that snotty, slutty, brainless, and obviously don't know when they're hopelessly outclassed in a fight.' 'Ugh, tell me about it.' This is why I only have guy friends. Well, a lot of guys were standoff-ish due to my violent streak, so my only real friend is Deidara. He's alright because that's part of the reason we're friends, and we're both art fanatics. I'm like his only gal friend, and he usually only hangs out with 'the guys' or so he dubs them. *snickers* 'Inner, you're so stupid. That isn't even that funny.' 'Shut up.' Speaking of whom, I should probably text him to let him know that Tsunade wasn't exactly happy about kicking Karin's scrawny ass. I pulled out my Blackberry Tour (which I am upgrading to an iPhone next month 'Yay!'), and proceeded to do such. I got a reply right away.

DeiDei:

Hey, yeah. Sorry 'bout Tsunade, Sak. So what'd she say was ur punishment or whatever, yeah? :/

Me:

She said tht she'd tell me latr. So, she must be thinking rly hard about it. -_-'

DeiDei:

That's not a good sign is it, yeah? ):

Me:

Uhm. No, nawt rly.. D:

DeiDei:

So what else is new, yeah?

Me:

Eh.. listening to Metallica and workin on my newest sketch mostly.. :D

DeiDei:

Nice, yeah! Well hey I gtg. The guys and I are going to some dinner party thing for our school. It's lame yeah. -_-"

Me:

LOL! Have fun with that. xD

DeiDei:

Shaddup, yeah! Your lucky you don't have to go to my school! Later, bitch! :P

Me:

Yeah, yeah whatever. Ik lol I am! Oh and later, fucktard! Muahahahahaaa! :3

I smiled to myself, set my cell down, and went back to my sketch which was a skull surrounded by three entwined roses. 'It would make a great tattoo design.' 'Agreed!' My iPod switched from Metallica's 'Sanitarium' to KoRn ft. Skrillex's 'Narcissistic Cannibal'. 'I wonder if I should paint this or just leave it black and white..' 'I'm not sure either. Maybe we could ask Dei and see what he thinks?' 'Eh.. Why not?'. I was almost done with the shading on the skull, when Tsunade called me down for dinner.

Little did I know what this dinner had in store.

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Aaaaaand Cliff hanger! Or not?

Anyways,

I hope to finish a chapter every Saturday or Sunday.

I refuse to abandon this or any story I decide to do, so you never have to worry about that.

I love you all!

~xAkatsukiEmoFlyx

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