Author: Wulfila
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, maybe Crack
Length: eh... drabble?
Do not own them... I only own a mushroom...*sob*
A/N This is what black coffee does to people. O.o

H goes for Hakkai; S goes for *guess who!* Sanzo: Goku goes for stupid monkey; G goes for water sprite (aka Gojou)
G: And what the hell is this?!
Goku: Ah... food?
G: Idiot monkey!
Goku:Come again, water sprite?!
G: wanna die?!
H: Guys, guys! Calm down! It's nothing to argue about.
G: So, what IS this, Hakkai?
H: Eh... well, a mushroom?
S: Sure, we couldn't see that ourselves.
Goku: Sanzo?
S: What now, stupid monkey?
Goku: Can I eat it?
G: Agh! I'll kill you! Do you have anything in your head at all?!
Goku: And you have only hair in your head! They grow inside too!
G: WHAT?!
H: Ehm, guys, it's glowing...
S: Yeah. A demon?
G: Sure, a mushroom-demon. It'll kill us with its spores.
Goku: Can I eat it? Can I? Can I?
S: Shut up, stupid monkey!
Goku: But Sanzo, I'm hungry!
S: If you try to eat it, I'll shoot you, so shut up. Hakkai, heard anything about that before?
H: No, but there were metamorph-demons... Maybe it's one of them?
G: Come on! Why a mushroom? I don't remember having a mushroomphobia, do you?
H: Hmm, any other variants then?
Goku: It's a hallucination because we're hungry?
G: The only one who is hungry is you! We've eaten an hour ago!
H: It's glowing pale blue. A necromancer magic?
S: Yeah, a mushroom-necromancer...
Goku: Just shoot it then! and we can go somewhere to eat...
S: Shut up already!
G: So, what we gonna do? Turn back and try to find another way through the forest?
H: It'll take all night. And I'm really not sure whether there even IS another way...
Goku: Nooo! If we do that we won't get to the inn today! I'll die of hunger here!
G+S: Shut the hell up!
H: We kan let Hakuryu return into his dragon form and walk around this thing.
Goku: Won't it eat us?
G: The only one who thinks of eating all the time is you!
S: Move out of the car. Hakkai, we're doing it your way.
H: OK. Hakuryu, you can turn now.
Hakuryu: Kyaaa
Some time later...
G: Well, we almost passed it. I guess it's not going to react.
H: Hope so...
Goku: Can we move faster? My energy is low, because I'm hungry...
S: *shoots in the air*
Goku: Alright, alright! Calm down, Sanzo!
G: So we've passed it. It's still glowing and not trying to eat or even kill us.
H: Well, maybe, it's just a normal giant glowing mushroom?
S: Do you know how crasy it sounds?
H: Yeah...ha-ha
Mushroom:*starts glowing with all colours of the rainbow and making strange purring noises*
Goku: Sanzo, this is wierd!
S: For once I agree with you.
G: Count me in!
H: Now the thought of hallucinations doesn't sound that unreasonable...
Goku: See? See? I'm smart!
S+G: No, you're a monkey!
Goku: Heeey!
H: Let's get out of here. If I see anything more strange, I won't be that sure of my sanity.
G: Same here.
S: I've been doubting my sanity since I decided to go West with you...
Merciful Goddess: Hello, brats!
S: What are YOU doing here?!
MG: Just came to visit. I'm missing you so much! It's no fun up there!
S: Just go as far away from me as you can...
MG: How rude, Genjo Sanzo!
G: Hey, miss. Do you know what that thing is?
MG: It's a very cute giant glowing mushroom! It's almost as cute as Kenzen while sleeping...
H: You like it?
MG: Sure I do! The glow is magnificent! I'll take is as a nightlight. Wanna go with me? Drink, have a chat... What do you think, Sanzo party?
S: Just take it and leave already!
Merciful Goddess disappears with the mushroom.
Goku: Ehm... What was that?
G: Donno... Hakkai?
H: No idea. Sanzo?
S: Forget about that old hag and let's move!
Goku: Yeah, let's find an inn and eat!
G: Stupid monkey!
Goku: Want me to kick your ass, water sprite?!
H: Hakuryu is ready to go.
G: I'll take your head off!
Goku: In your dreams!
S: Another word and your death will be slow and painful!
...And thus, the journey to the West continued.

The end.