Channel 13

Chapter 1:Ed,Edd,and Eddie Dombroski

Disclaimer:I do not own Ed,Edd,and Eddy or Silent Hill 2.

A/N:This is just a collection of my various oneshots.

One day in the culdesac,Ed and Edd were standing near a lamppost.

Ed:"My yeast is rising."

Edd:"Look,here comes Eddie."

Some big fat guy walked over to them.

Eddie:"Hey homies,lets get some pizza!"

Edd:"But we're broke."

Eddie:"Well lets get some cash."

Kevin rode up to them on his gay bike.

Kevin:"Ha Ha,dorks."

Eddie got angry and pulled out his S.A.A and put a bullet between Kevin's abnormal eyes.

Eddie:"Lets sell this fag's bike for some dough."

Ed:"I love dough!"

The trio sold the bike and bought a pizza. The were chowing down in Edd's backyard. Sarah and Jimmy walked by.

Sarah:"ED! Mom wants you to clean your room!"

Eddie:"Leave him alone brat!"

Sarah:"What are you gonna do about it,Fat-"

**BANG**

Sarah was cut off by a bullet to the neck. Jimmy cowered until Eddie grabbed him by the collar.

Eddie:"I haven't forgotten the time you ripped me off!"

Jimmy:"Please don't hurt me!"

Eddie:"Wheres my money?"

Jimmy gave Eddie his wallet,then Eddie gave Jimmy a bullet to the face.

Ed:"Hurray for Eddie!"

Suddenly the kanker sisters showed up and started making out with Ed and Edd. Lee tried to make out with Eddie,but he kicked her to the ground and shot her. He then shot May and Marie. Edd was covered in blood.

Edd:"Eddie,This is insane! We just can't kill people just because they pick on us."

Eddie:"You've been laughing at me too,huh double dee?"

Edd:"What? I never said that."

Eddie:"I'll kill you,double DEE!"

Ed:"My name is Ed."

Eddie shot Ed through his massive mono brow. Edd took off running,with Eddie in hot pursuit.

Edd hid in his home and locked the door.

Edd:"I guess I'll work on my model of the White House."

?:"Double dee..."

Edd trembled.

Edd:"Who's there?"

?:"In the kitchen.."

Edd went into his kitchen,the Refrigerator's door was open.

?:"Your really warm..."

Edd inched over to the Refrigerator and quickly opened it,no one was inside.

Edd:"Thank god,It was just my imagin-"

**BANG**

Edd fell to the ground,dead from Eddie's S.A.A.

Eddie:"No one Fucks with me!"

end

A/N:I didn't put much effort in the ending,but it will get funnier in the future,I promise.