Okay guys, I know I haven't been updating at all lately and I am very sorry for that. So here is a quick one shot drabble to make up for it, even though I know pretty much nothing will make up for it. Sorry, but here are two updates on my progress with my two stories:

Thanks: I am currently typing the first chapter.

Dedicated Towards You: I am remaking the first chapter, I have not typed it up yet, but I have 10 full pages in college rule notebook written just for that chapter.

I got this idea from a FML I read a few minutes ago. I might do more of these soon.

dedicated to: Xxanimelover2Xx because you hate Ino

source: fmylife(dot)com

FML: Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way, if I did, Sasuke would be wearing heels. Neon. Green. Heels.

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Well… Today sucked a huge hairy dick. I tried my charm on Shikamaru because that's just how bangable he looks. Is bangable even a word? Who cares.

So, as I was saying, I, Yamanaka Ino, head cheerleader at school, hottest babe in the world, was giving Nara Shikamaru the honor of fucking Yamanaka Ino, head cheerleader at school, and hottest babe in the world. I know I said that already, it's a free country, shut up.

So, as I was saying (shut up), I was pretty much flashing my panties in Shika's face (no, really, I was) and that… dick, has the balls to tell me, "Red with ribbons… Temari has black with lace." Fuck Temari, she doesn't even give half a rat's ass! And how do you know her panties are 'black with lace'?

So here I am, at the bar, mildly swirling the olive in my tequila around, and well aware of them eyeing my sweet ass on this stool. Unless, they suddenly turn into Shikamaru, they're not even worth a heels-to-the-balls from yours truly. Sitting there, I idly take sips of that good stuff and text Karin on my Blackberry.

That small, tinkly (not even sure if that's a word, but who's stopping me?) little bell rings; signaling that someone came in (duh). So I just ignore it and then some guy sits in the stool next to me.

"Martini on the rocks." He ordered, coolly. His voice was silky and alluring; major turn-on. I glance at him at my side, and oh my god he's so hot it should be illegal. No, seriously, it should. His perfectly sculpted square jaw… those hard, smoldering onyx eyes, and his spiky, raven hair that frames his face…good taste and handsome…oh my… Damn… I should be earning an A+ for that description.

Batting my eyelashes, I tilt my head towards him, "Hey…" I coo seductively. He turns to me and raises a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. And then we talked; me and that too-fucked-up-sexy-to-be-legal god.

And that lead me to now; me in the back seat of a cab next to him; Uchiha Sasuke. Shikamaru doesn't know what he's missing. He won't get the honor of having me, Yamanaka Ino, swirl and lather her tongue all around and over his dick (my mistake, he has a vagina). Biting my lip, I look at him through my mascara coated lashes, "Your place, or my place?" He smirked as the cab slowed down. "Hn… Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours." What…The fuck… And with that he walked out.

The whole way home, that motherfucking cab driver was laughing

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Yay! I manage to finish this in one day! So what do you guys think? Please review, I might do more of these if I ever get bored. Until we meet again!