Good afternoon, my young students. Today, I wish to tell you a story. One you may or may not have heard.
In this age, many well-known mystical creatures walking in the daylight is normal. However, in the past, these beings were hidden. Long ago, if you were told that your neighbor was a werewolf, that you teacher was a witch, that your best friend was a vampire, you would just laugh in the face of who ever said it. This tale that I plan to tell is about how our world of today was founded.
However, before we begin, I must tell you with who and where our tale began.
In Oregon, there is a little town known as Peach Creek and in this town is a cul-de-sac on Rethink Lane. Behind the right side of the neighborhood is a small road known as the Lane and running down the Lane was three boys being chased by a large group of angry teenagers. In the front, was Eddy, who had almost his entire body forward with a jar of money in his arms. He stood at 5'6" (167cm) and appeared to have lost some weight. When he was 12, he only had three strands of hair due to an accident from a scam gone bad; now, his hair had grown back albeit it was short except for the same three hairs from before. He still wore his yellow shirt with a red stripe along with a black leather jacket. He claimed that it made him look "cooler."
Following behind him was Edd or as he was nicknamed, Double D. Double D was 5'9" (175cm) in height and thanks to all the scams, he managed to gain some muscle mass although he was still pretty thin. He continued to run with his feet pointed inward and arms up to his chest. The clothes he wore hadn't changed much; he still wore his signature black beanie with two white stripes and a red shirt. He also wore instead of purple cargo shorts a pair of black skinny jeans and a thin, black long sleeved shirt under his other shirt. Double D also allowed some of his dark black bangs to hang out from under his hat.
Running third was Ed. He ran with his upper body and arms behind him. Out of the three of them, Ed was the tallest at 6'2" (188cm) with the most muscle. It's been said that he was able to lift an entire house on more that one occasion. Ed's style had also changed the least out the three. He continued to wear his large green jacket, a red and white striped shirt and a pair of jeans. The jeans, however, seemed actually fit him now. Another thing that didn't seem to change was his large uni-brow that stuck partially off his face. Ed had also begun bathing once a week. This, however, didn't get rid of his smell completely due to his fishy friend, named Angus Jr. He got this one after the original Angus "mysteriously" disappeared.
Running behind the boys was an angry and sick looking mob of sorts trying to get their money back and beat the Eds (yet again) for scamming them.
"C'mon boys! We just have to make it to the junk yard and we're home free!" Eddy yelled.
"Right away, Eddy!" hollered Ed while Double D just wheezed.
Before to they could make it much farther, three stuck out from the fence, effectively tripping the three Eds. Out through the fence then came none other than the...
"Kankers," grumbled Eddy.
The Kankers hadn't changed much in the past three year. Each had gotten taller with Lee the same height as Double D and both Marie and May shorter than she was. They both somehow managed to be taller than Eddy. Lee's bright orange hair had gotten larger, though now she let her right eye show through. Marie let her blue hair grow out to her breasts with her bangs pinned back. She at some point got two earrings and a nose ring. May had continued to keep her hair long, though now she wore it in ponytail. In seventh grade she got braces to fix her teeth and just before their 9th grade year started, she got them off. During the summer she also had to get glasses.
While Marie and May giggled, Lee said, "Hello, boys. Looks like ya need some help."
"Yeah," Marie giggled. "Seems these guys here want to fight our men."
"If they want to get to our men, they have to through us first. Right?" May asked. Instead of answering, Lee and Marie just showed a menacing grin.
Even though Marie and May were freshmen, Lee was a sophomore and thanks to her, everyone knew not to mess with the Kankers, whether they were together or alone.
"H-hey, we were just messin' 'round, ya know," one of the boys quickly said.
"Yeah. No harm done, right?"
The three sister looked at each other before May said, "Yeah, no harm done." A sigh of relief was release. Then Lee added, "But if ya want to keep it that was, you better git outta here right away."
Right away, the group took off in the other direction. Meanwhile, the Eds were trying to sneak away without being notice. However, I was not meant to be.
As the the three girls turn to face the Eds, Lee said, "Well, don't you think our big men should give us a great big thanks?"
Eddy and Double D continued to back away while Ed looked around for a way to save his friends. While he was looking his eyes landed on the jar Eddy was still clutching to his chest. Without a second thought, Ed grabbed the jar, threw it at the Kankers. He then grabbed Eddy and Double D, yelling, "RUN AWAAAY!" while Eddy screamed, "MY MONEY!"
As Ed ran, Marie picked the money up and said, "Thanks for the money," before walking off.
In the junkyard was a broken down purple van with a tear drop and flames on the sides. Inside was a waterbed being sat upon by Double D and Ed, waiting for Eddy to calm down from his rant.
"...and then the Kankers just had to show up! We coulda got away without them, but nooo. And YOU just had to throw our hard earned money to them!" He yelled, pointing at Ed.
"It was just the first thing that he came up with, Eddy," Double D reasoned, getting off the bed.
"And you!" Eddy suddenly yelled.
"What did I do?"
"You shoulda known that those cupcakes were bad! You were the first one to try them!"
"If I may remind you, Eddy, I do not get sick. You of all people should be aware of that."
"Yeah, well, you should have been able to taste it! You have a better tongue that the rest of us!"
"My sense of taste is not heightened enough to be able to discern whatever the problem was with those rancid cupcake!" Double D yelled back while Ed began to cower.
"That isn't my problem now is it?"
"How is it my problem that I was unable to taste it?"
"Because it cost me my..""NO MORE FIGHTING, GUYS!" Ed suddenly yelled, with tears in his eyes. "When you fight, we are three no more."
Eddy and Double D looked at each other before looking back at Ed. Double D was the first to move, walking over to Ed and apologizing.
"Yeah. Me too, Lumpy," Eddy said, sitting down next to him.
"So, we are three again?"
Smiling, Double D said, "Yes, Ed. We are three again."
Ed grabbed both his friends in a tight hug saying he was in his "happy place."
"Ed, c-can't breathe," Double D managed while Eddy struggled against Ed's brute strength.
Ed quickly dropped them on the bed, apologizing. "Yeah yeah, whatever Lumpy," Eddy mumble. "Just sucks we lost all of our money."
"Actually Eddy," Double D said, reaching up into his hat and pulling out a few dollars, "I managed to save some of the money."
Eddy jumped up and snatched the money out of his hands, looking like he won the lottery. "Jeez, sockhead. Who woulda imagine you taking their money. I must be rubbin' off ya or somethin'."
"Now, Eddy..." Double D started.
"C'mon boys! Let's go to the candy store for some jawbreakers!"
Jumping off the bed, Ed grabbed Double D and Eddy. He then bounded out of the van, yelling, "JAWBREAKERS!"
While Ed was running, Eddy asked, "Hey Double D? Are we going to your house tonight or are ya getting a drink, again?"
He thought for a moment before answering, "No, I believe I shall be ok for a couple more day."
All Eddy said back was "good."
Now, you are probably wondering what Double D drinks. Surely, it couldn't be any kind of alcohol? No. On contrary, it is something he is unable to live without. That something is blood. Yes, Double D is a vampyre and once a week he must drink blood, otherwise he would become ill. Unlike some vampyres though, he only drinks animals' blood.
Suddenly, Ed dropped his two friends on their behinds in front of the candy store. "Man Lumpy, no need t' be so rough," Eddy exclaimed.
"Sorry Eddy," said Ed as they walked into the little shop.
Unbeknownst to them, they were being watched by an unknown force.
This is my first fanfic, so sorry is it isn't too good. Please review and tell me what you think.