The Cullens HACKED!

by theb0y-whowaited

This is a new spin on the Cullen Aim and other such that you see on Fanfiction. But I plan to do so much more, so come check out the pure AWESOMENESS! That is THE CULLENS:HACKED! OIUGBKJBNOIUGFDOCNEIUUIOBVMS D SQUEE!

1. Funpire trainers from the Twilight Zone

A/N This story will be a random jumble stuff that the Cullen's do on the computer. It will have website history, IM chats, Facebook walls and statuses, and other random stuff that my mind graces me with thinking. BDAWonG

Funpire Pokémon Trainers from the Twilight Zone

The Screen Names are as follows:

Edward-SexierThanYou

Bella-BellasAreRinging

Alice-That'ssoAlice

Jasper-ProfessorMoody (a/n yeah, I know, but I couldn't think of anything better.)

Rosalie-BetterThanBarbie

Emmet-I-keel-u

Carlisle-

Esme-1hotMama

Jacob-SexierThanSexierThanYou

I-keel-u: There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. Welcome to that dimension. Welcome to "the Twilight Zone".

That'ssoAlice: OHHHHHH! You're thief. That's are copy righted

That'ssoAlice: Naughty naughty

I-keel-u: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead — your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

That'ssoAlice: no sorry already past it

I-keel-u: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination — Next stop, the Twilight Zone

That'ssoAlice: No, I'm still at the computer, nice try.

I-keel-u: You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas; you've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

That'ssoAlice: LOL

I-keel-u: Lull? That sounds like some sort of a country. Like one of those weird Pokémon regions. Hah!

I-keel-u: By the cheese, you are a fun sucker…FUNPIRE

That'ssoAlice: By the cheese…WTF? And gasp! I am not a Fun sucker, I am a blood sucker. I make fun not suck it!

I-keel-u: Prepare for trouble.

I-keel-u: And make it double.

I-keel-u: To protect the world from devastation.

I-keel-u: To unite all peoples within our nation.

I-keel-u: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

I-keel-u: To extend our reach to the stars above.

I-keel-u: Team Cullen blast off at the speed of light.

I-keel-u: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

SexierThanYou: VAMPIRES! That's right!

SexierThanYou: It's EDDDDDDDWAAAAAARRRRD!!!!!!!

That'ssoAlice: Edward why wasn't there a message saying that you joined the chat!

SexierThanYou: I snuck in by hacking the website and hacking into all the chats I wanted.

That'ssoAlice: And how did you do that?

SexierThanYou: I called the guy who owns the sight, read his mind through the tella-phone, and figured out how to log-in as an admin.

BellasAreRinging: Hello Edward, Alice, Emmet.

SexierThanYou: HOLY APOLLO'S RED HOLY COWS! Bella signed on! G2G LIKE NOW!

-SexierThanYou has changed his status: Still sexier than the all of you, well maybe except, Bella. And the piano. Now that's sexy! Oh yeah and Taylor… SWIFT! HAH! I bet you all thought it was Lautner.-

-BellasAreRinging has changed her status: Ed-weird, I hate you, how could you find Taylor Swift sexy, along with me. TWOTIMER!-

-BellasAreRinging has left the chat room-

SexierThanYou: Noooi! Don't leave my Sweet Bella!

-SexierThanYou has left the chat room-

I-keel-u: Man. He is SO gay.

That'ssoAlice: Heel Yah. You can say that a-gay-n! HAH!

I-keel-u: Man. He is SO gay.

That'ssoAlice: you already said that.

I-keel-u: yeah, but you said you can say that a-gay-n, so I said it a-gay-n, because you scare me.

That'ssoAlice: *Sniff* I *sniff* scare you! *cries*

-ProfessorMoody has entered the chat room-

ProfessorMoody: What did you do to Alice! You monster! Remember I can make you and Edward fall in love, and then make you guys horny, and then make the whole house curious enough to walk in on you guys!

-That'ssoAlice has left the chat room-

-ProfessorMoody has left the chat room-

I-keel-u: Wait. What? I'm…sorry?

A/N 'Tis been revised. Now for some Shakespeare: "Review or not to Review? There is not such a question. Now god damn it you ^%#&%^^% just &*%($*& review!" Nicely said Shakespeare! (If I were you I'd do as he said he is really dangerous with a flame thrower.)