Nirvana-X - Hey everybody!

Duck-Hunter/ The-Rock - Hey Dr.Nick!

Nirvana-X - Oh no.. it's you guys...

Duck-Hunter - The one and only!

The-Rock - Hey! What about me?

Duck-Hunter - Noone cares about you dude...

The-Rock - Meaney!

Duck-Hunter - Gasp

Nirvana-X - I...hate...you...guys...

The-Rock - I'm leaving you!

Duck-Hunter - NOOOOO!!! I'm sorry!

Nirvana-X - I'll be in my room... You guys do the disclamer.

Duck-Hunter - Nirvana-X does not own Legend of Zelda. If he did do you think he would be writing fanfictions and still being stalked by us? No! He would be relaxing in his hot tub and we would be stalking someone who can't afford security!

The-Rock - I'm still leaving you...

Duck-Hunter - NOOOOO!!!

Nirvana-X (from his room) - On with the story!

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Chapter One: The Journey Begins!

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"Navi...Navi...Where art thow?" came a mysterious voice from nowhere. "Navi, come hither, I need thee..." (silence) "...Navi?" (more silence) "...NAVI!!!" "Sorry! Sorry! I was buisy eating my dinner, fried beatle with a side of leaf!" ( A/N: I took a guess. Bite me.) came a squeaky voice. A small blue puffball with wings flew into view. "Ahhh...Navi, thow has come... doe's yee sence it? A great evil has decended apon this land..." quoted the voice. "You mean the evil spider that keeps stealing my soap?" squeaked the puffball a.k.a Navi. "So thats what that is...I mean...the other evil Navi!" "Oh..." Chuckled Navi. The mysterious voice sighed and dropped a deku nut on Navi's head. "Anyway...I do believe that it is time for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey..." quoted the voice from nowhere. "All im hoping is that you dont get sued..." mumbled Navi. "What does thee mean?" asked the voice. "You keep quiotin words from the game! Thats plagerism!" squeaked navi. "Game? Plagerism? What do these words mean? asked the voice from nowhere. "Oh...nothing..." giggled Navi. Bonk! "Owww..." cried navi as a bump grew on her head. "Ok then..." sighed the voice. "Navi...you must go... find the boy that has no fairy. And take this with you." A piece of paper floated from the sky. "Whats this?" asked Navi. "It's a map. I know of your extreamly bad navigational skills." replied the voice. "But my names Navi! You get it? Navi-gation?" squeaked Navi angerly. "And a very bad one at that." laughed the voice. "Navi...go! Go now! Go find that boy so he can save thee world and bring him to me!" "Why don't you make me!" snickerd Navi. The next moment she was berried under a pile of deku nuts. After navi finally unburied herself she quickly flew off cursing the voice who will now be known as the Great Deku Tree, DUN DUN DUNNN!

Navi zig zaged through the pathway like she had no controle of her movements. She zoomed under a boys legs completly scaring the poo out of him (litterly). Navi flew into the river to get rid of the smell and took a short bath. Little did she know someone was watching... iit was... well... lets just say it was a butterfly ( A/N: LESBO!) after navi finished her bath with the watching of the 'butterfly' she took off into the sky. Navi flew all the way around the forest looking for the house that cant be missed by ANYONE! And when she finally found the house it was well into the afternoon ( A/N: stupid...) Navi flew full speed towards the house knowing she was late and crashed head first into a fence. "Ow..." she cried. After a minuite of recuperation, she flew into Link's house.

"SNORE!" Navi was blasted out of the house by an extreamly loud snoring. "Damn that kid is loud..." Navi mumbled. Navi fought her way throung the blasting noise and found herself on a shelf above Link's head. "Hmmmm..." thought Navi. Navi pushed a jug of water onto links head. Unfortunatly, it was not a jug of water, but a bottle that contained Link's urine. Link shot out of bead and ran around the room screaming his head off. Navi was blasted out of the house again and cursed the Great Deku Tree's name. Navi flew back into Links house after he stoped screaming and was moaning on the floor. Navi threw another water jug on Link and he woke up gurgling. "Are you done yet?" Navi asked as Link got up. Link just stared at Navi. When Navi was starting to get freaked out Link grabbed her. "Wha?" Navi screamed. "MUHAHAHAA" Link laughed evily. "Now that I have captured a fairy, I can finaly rule over kokiri forest and push Mido into the mud! MUHAHAHAAA" Navi eeped. "Uhhh... nevermind..." "Grrr!" Navi growled as she bit Link's hand. "Yeow!" Link screamed as he sucked his hand where Navi bit him. "Serves you right!" Navi laughed. "Anyway, I am Navi. I have been sent by the Great Deku Tree. He wants to see you now! Get going!" Navi scolded. "Ok! Ok!" Link cried as he and Navi left the treehouse ( A/N: I hate Navi...)

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Nirvana-X - Man, I am so good!

Duck-Hunter - What do you mean? It's short as hell!

The-Rock - Hell is short?

Duck-Hunter - It's an expression!

The-Rock - Oh...

Nirvana-X - You both should go to hell!

Duck-hunter/The-Rock - Make us!

Nirvana-X - Grrr...

Duck-Hunter/The-Rock - HaHa!

Nirvana-X - Anyway, i'm in the mist of writing the 2nd chapter (rough copy) and I find that I write faster while listining to zelda music. I only get like a half hour of writing a day so it might take some time (about a week) and the chapter is gonna be like doubble this. So in the meantime, review! I will still type it up, but I wont post till I get 4 reviews!