This is my first story please try not to be too harsh.

Summary: Gohan goes to high school with an attitude. Will he survive school? Will the school survive him?

Chapter 1 The Beginning

It was the best dream ever. Standing in the middle of an enormous pile of food was a lone figure devouring food at a very alarming rate. Suddenly it all started to fade. The sound of the lone figure's eating was by a single incessant voice.

"GOHAN! GOHAN! HURRY UP! MOMMY SAYS I CAN"T EAT WITHOUT YOU!" shouted Goten who was bouncing on top of Gohan.

"Alright, alright, just get off me squirt," Gohan replied. Slowly he got up and walked to the kitchen table. He sat down, still tired and began devouring food faster than anybody could see,

"Gee Gohan you seem slow today! You not hungry? Or are you sick?" Goten said while shoveling food into his mouth even faster than Gohan.

"No Goten it's not that. I'm just really tired." Gohan replied sleepily.

"Well you better wake up mister. You have your first day of school today!" Chichi said suddenly appearing seemingly out of nowhere.

"WHAT?" Gohan shouted while spitting food.

"GOHAN! I thought I raised you better than that! You know not to raise your voice at me! And spitting out food? Honestly you'd think that this is some stupid made up story created by some random child who doesn't have any people to hang around." Chichi ranted.

Gohan, meanwhile, tuned his mother out and finished his breakfast. Yesterday was Halloween so he fell asleep in his Great Saiyaman costume Bulma had made for him. He ended up taking just taking off his helmet and putting some long and baggy clothing over his costume. He flew out the door still half asleep and didn't realize what he was doing. He was flying through the air when he got hit in the face by a goose. He looked at his watch and realized he was going to be late for school. He used super Saiyan speed to fly to Satan City in under 10 minutes. He was about to land in an alley near the address he was given, when he saw a jewelry store (not a bank) being robbed.

'Ugh' he thought. 'Why can't these people take care of themselves? Don't they have a police force or something?' He landed in an alley near the store and was about to go stop the robbers when he realized something: he was wearing his school clothes and he wasn't supposed to let anyone know about his alien powers. Thinking at a superhuman pace he realized he still had his Halloween costume on. He'd pretend to be the superhero he made up. He took off his school clothes and put on the helmet he put in his backpack. He then rushed out onto the scene of the crime. He took them out in a matter of seconds. While the police were handcuffing the criminals they asked him one question: "Who are you?"

"Saiyaman. That's all you need to know. I won't be here long though. My uh… friend is coming here. Yeah that's it." Gohan tried to coolly reply. Then he used the afterimage to disappear and appear into the alley where he grabbed his stuff, put on his school clothes, and walked to school.


A couple seconds after a certain young crime fighter arrived at the scene to find it already taken care of.

"What happened here?" the crime fighter named Videl asked a nearby citizen who was watching.

"You shoulda seen it Videl! It was amazing! A strange boy about your age wearing some funny clothes with an orange bucket on his head took out 5 armed robbers in under 10 seconds!"

"Huh, so a new bozo is trying to muscle in on my act?" Videl asked quite angry for not being fast enough to arrive at the scene to see the new mysterious hero.

"Oh no it's nothing like that," the random citizen said. "I heard him say to the cops that he wasn't going to stick around for long."

To which Videl thought 'Aww I wanted to meet this new brute. Oh well less competition.'

:"But," the citizen continued, "his friend is going to be here soon."

"Do you know what this masked vigilante's name is?" Videl asked.

"Yup! Heard it loud and clear. Hard not to with the volume of his voice. I once knew someone with a voice like-"

"SO WHAT WAS HIS NAME?" Videl interrupted loudly.

"Oh yeah. It was Saiyaman." The citizen said.

After extracting this information, Videl walked away from the irritating civilian. 'Man, what kind of a stupid name is Saiyaman?' Videl thought while walking away. 'To add to the mess of things, not only do I have a new hero to deal with but today is also the first day of school.


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