Mission: Capture the city; liquidate the population
Assigned to: Genesis Rhapsodos
The record of the mission:
Genesis entered the city. A crowd of aggressive inhabitants met him, the majority being armed.
He turned gracefully, smooth red hair glittering beautifully in the sunlight. ½ of the population (both men and women) died from nosebleeding.
The other half died of continuous quotation of "Loveless".
Mission accomplished.
Mission: Capture the city; liquidate the population
Assigned to: Angeal Hewley
The record of the mission:
The man entered the city, his shoulders lifted proudly, face stern and filled with dignity. The awaiting crowd let out a gasp of admiration, sensing the power of the opponent.
Before starting the combat, Angeal gave a speech about honor, dignity, and his know-how of becoming a hero. ½ of the population died from cultural shock or self-loathing. The other half left the city in hope of finding a dragon and fighting it to prove themselves heroes.
Mission failed.
Mission: Capture the city; liquidate the population
Assigned to: Sephiroth
The record of the mission:
The famous General entered the city with his Musamune unsheathed. (he couldn't see the point of the action, though) Wind made his beautiful hair float through the air, creating a shining nimbus around his head. Jade eyes scanned the crowd in front of him, glowing softly.
½ of the population died from nosebleeding. The other half who tried to get the General's autograph died from the GlareTM. (The go-kill-yourself-with-a-wall-as-I-don't-want-to-dirty-my-hands-because-of-an-imbecile-like-you glare which is normally used against Zackary Fair, when he is trying to annoy Seph. It usually doesn't work anyway, because Zack is somehow immune to it…)
Mission accomplished.
Mission: Capture the city; liquidate the population
Assigned to: Zack Fair
The record of the mission:
Zack entered the city with his cheerful grin plastered of handsome face. His eyes were saying "A crowd of armed guys? No problem, dude!"
He winked at the people in front of him. ¼ of the population (mostly women) died from nosebleeding. He looked at other people, already planning the pranks he could pull out. Second ¼ died because of them. The third ¼ died of the famous ZackAttackTM. No one, but Seph was able to avoid it for the time being.
The last ¼ of the population was caught in another weapon of mass distruction: the Kicked-Puppy LookTM . They felt too guilty to live and committed suicide.
Mission accomplished.
Mission: Capture the city; liquidate the population
Assigned to: Cloud Strife
The record of the mission:
The young cadet entered the city, legs slightly shaking and hesitation visible in every step. His look seemed to ask "What the hell am I doing here?! Oh, Gaia, why me?!"
When he saw the crowd he was paralyzed, then he managed to squeak "Hello!". His cheeks went red and he averted his gaze shyly… 1/3 of the population died from cuteness overdose.
Another third destroyed itself by killing each other for the right to hug the blonde, as well as make Cloud his/hers. Poor cadet just blushed more and stood watching.
The last third (who were uneducated ill-mannered gorillas without any sense of beauty) started bullying him. Some suicidal guy even pushed him, making Cloud fall on the ground with a pained yelp.
Suddenly the air became freezingly cold and a black evil aura covered the city. The bullies turned their heads and saw angry Genezis, frowning Angeal (who came because of his sense of justice), furious Seph and one very very pissed Zack Fair.
The last third was slaughtered with inhumane cruelty. The four saviors received a timid "thank you" each, Seph and Zack being rewarded a bonus kiss on the cheek.
Mission accomplished.