Author: Wulfila
Fandom: DMC
Pairing: Vergil/Dante/Nero
Rating: PG-13 (for language and innuendos)
Not mine... I wish for them to be mine! Somebody up there, give me Dante as a Christmas present! I was a good girl this year!
A/N: Hiro's facial expression while reading this was PRICELESS! R&R!!!
D is for Dante; V is for Vergil; N is for Nero)))
N: Dante, what the hell are you doing?
D: Making the bed.
N: You threw my pillow on the writing table! Is it supposed to be making the bed?!
D: Yep. *smile*
N: Agh! Idiot!
V: In this case I'm going to agree with you, Nero. My stupid twin brother IS an idiot.
D: Awww! Verge, kid! You two are too mean!
N: Just shut up and make the bed properly, old man!
D: Nah, don' wanna. I like it this way.
N: Wha...?!
D: It's comfy, kid!
V: Hn.
N: Vergil, Are you not going to do anything?!
V: No, Nero. It will be like this in the evening anyway.
N: You! Grr... Alright! I'll do it! Get out of the way, old man!
D: You're too cute when you're angry, kid!
N: Shut up!
D: Verge, do you like the kid when he is mad?
V: Hmmm, quite pretty he is...
N: I said, shut the hell up!
D: Well, then I have to use my mouth in some other way...
N: Mhm!
D: Verge, lil' help?
V: It's my pleasure to help you, brother.
N: You two! You planned this!
V: Hmm, maybe.
D: See, kid? I can be rather smart, if I have a motivation. *grin*
N: Grrr! *gasp*
D: Nice move, Verge!
V: Why, thank you, dear brother. *sly smirk*
N: You!... Ah!... Dirty... manipulative... bastards!
D: Nope, both of us are quite legal heirs of Sparda, you know. *wide grin*
V: In this statement you're absolutely right, Dante.
N: Mhah! I'll kill you!
D: Try to, kid!
V: Nero. surely I'll let you do everything you want... after we finish.
N: Vergil... Dante... YOU OBSESSED KINKY PERVERTS!
V: Well, if you think of us this way... *devilish smile*
D: We have no other choice but to become ones! * Same devilish smile as Vergil's*
N: Agh... you...oh!...Kill you...later...maybe...
The end)