DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO T.T WAAAH!!!

ME: was up squirrel?

Squirrel: SQUEAKY SQUEAK SQUEAKER SQUEAK #$!!!!!

ME: THE FSCK IS WRONG WITH U!? BURN I SAY BURN!!!

'pulls out flamethrower'

SQUIRREL: squeak squeaker….(translation: oh crap)

ME: DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

'flames the squirrel'

ME: TANKS A BUNCH EVRBODY 4 REVIEWING U PEOPLES ROCK!!!

'Mr. squirrel runs around with his butt on fire, and lights Neji's ultra precious GIRLY hair on fire'

Neji: IT BURNS!!! MY HAIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ME:………..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Story time! WOOOT!!

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Oneshot YEAYAH!!!

Hinata nervously walked by herself toward the Exam room. This was her first Chuunin Exam and she. Was. SCARED SHITLESS!!!!! However, a mysterious stranger walked up to her.

"W-Who ar-are y-you?

"……..use this……….it ….will help you…"

The stranger put an item in her hand and swiftly walked away. Hinata's eyes widened as she saw the 'weapon'.

She caught up to her two teammates and they entered the intimidating building.

(Time skip to Hinata's fight in the third part of the exams, with the prelims.)

smirk "Hm, who would have thought, Hinata-sama, that I would fight you? It is to be seen that Fate does not favor you. Back down Hinata you are too much of a weakling to fight."

Okay so Neji continued his big'ole speech, Naruto helped Hinata, yadda yadda yadda, and now it's while they're fighting.

'I.. think I should use 'it' now'

"Neji nii-san, PREPARE FOR DEFEAT!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Everyone stared at Hinata like this: O.O and this: oO. Everyone was thinking 'WHAT. THE. FUCK!?!?!?!'

Hinata pulled out her secret weapon, and Neji's eyes widened in fear, "BEHOLD THE POWER OF ………………………………………………………………………………………………

……………………………………………………………………………………

………………………. "ALRIGHT, STOP WITH THE SUSPENSE!!!!" boy someone was sure impatient….

"Uh, as I was saying, BEHOLD THE POWER OF………PEPPER SPRAY!!!!!!"

She then proceeded to shoot it at Neji's eyes. Right on target.

"MY EYES!! DEAR GOD MY EYES!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!"

Neji then proceeded to run around the room screaming and crying, every once in a minute yelling out a curse word, until he FINALLY ran into the wall and passed out.

Hinata won and everyone feared her mad pepper spray SKILLZ, and life was happy.

Then, all of a sudden, the SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!!!

Only to be stopped by a pair of, quote from Tenten: "Green Clad Morons, with incredibly shiny teeth". Needless to say that they were blind for weeks. HA HA REVENGE IS SWEET, AND BEST SERVED SHINY!!!

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This is jus somtin I was tinkin abat 4 a while. Hope u all love it!!

R&R PLZ!!

Squirrel: 'runs around squeaking, and runs into tree, then Tenten's bazooka….'

ME: Y'ALL NO WHAT THIS MEANS!!

DO U ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?

I THINK IT'S BAZOOKA TIME!!!

'shoots Mr. squirrel out of Bazooka'

YEAAYAH!