I decided to do a purely humorous little oneshot starring the lovable fat man and penguin king themselves. Note: I tried to make Dedede sound like he does in the Kirby anime, thus why some of his words aren't spelled correctly.
"Ugh, there ain't anything ta do around hear!" King Dedede grumbled. The portly penguin was slumped on the couch in the Smash Mansion's lounge. He'd been sitting there for the past hour trying to figure out something fun to do since the tournament had been temporarily cancelled due to the stage simulator malfunctioning.
"Hey Dedede! What's up?" the Dream Land ruler looked at the doorway and saw Wario twisting his zig-zag mustache.
"Aw nothin Wario, I'm just sitten hear being bored outa my kingly mind!" he answered the biker with a huff.
The Mario doppelganger rubbed his chin while thinking for a minute, then got a ridiculous idea. "I know! We can pull pranks on everybody! How awesome does that sound?"
"Sounds great! Let's get to work!" replied the penguin with an evil smile.
And at that they sprung into action. First they raided the recreation room, grabbing various items to use for their devious tricks. As soon as they left the room, the mischievous duo spotted their first victim.
Link was walking down the hall, minding his own business, when a certain king and fat man came up to meet him. "Oh no, what do these two trouble makers want?" he thought to himself.
"Hey Link, congratulations on winning that last match!" Wario said as he put out his hand. The Hylian hesitated for moment before reaching out with his own to shake. He was immediately met with a nasty shock.
"AHHH! What in the name of Navi was that?" Link cried in pain.
Wario opened his palm to reveal a little device with a button on it. "It's called a join buzzer. Older trick in the book!" he laughed as he and his penguin comrade ran off to create more disasters for their fellow Smashers.
Peeking into the kitchen, the two saw Pit and Ike eating bowls of noodle soup on the dining table, not realizing they were in the trouble maker's crosshairs.
Standing back, Dedede explained the plan. "Alright, while I distract them idiots, you put the "extra ingredient" in them there bowls. Ya got it?"
"Rodger." Wario replied while holding up a can of earthworms.
The king then suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Hey you two! Bowser and Pikachu are juggling Bob-oms in the living room!"
"Really? That sound hilarious! Come on Ike let's go see!" Pit said. The angel and swordsman went to the living room, but found no one there. "Hmm. That's odd." Ike commented in confusion.
Returning back to finish their soup, they started slurping out the noodles once more. Only, the noodles tasted kinda weird, and…dirty… "Worms! Yuck!" Pit cried as he spit the slimy creatures out of his mouth. "Darn that Dedede! He tricked us! I'm never trusting that oversized bird again!" Ike shouted in anger while rinsing his mouth with water.
Meanwhile, just out of earshot, Dedede and Wario were trying not to laugh to loud. "Oh that was priceless!" Wario blurted with glee. "Yea! I say I can't believe they actually fell for it!" Agreed Dedede as he held his belly in fits of laughter. "Who should we prank next?"
The duo arrived at Marth's bedroom. Knowing the prince was fast asleep, they quietly opened the door and crept in. "You got the lipstick and powdahs?" The king asked in a whisper. "Yep, right here." The bike rider answered quietly as he pulled out the objects in question from his pockets. "I swiped them from Peach's room when she wasn't looking!" he chuckled.
Marth awoke about five minutes later, not noticing anything out of the ordinary. Coming out of his room, he couldn't help but feel that everyone (Wario and Dedede included) was trying not to laugh at him as he walked down the hallway. "Why is everybody looking at me weird?" he asked Red as he came up to him. The Pokemon Trainer stifled a giggle before replying, "Um, I think you need to look in a mirror!" "Huh?" Marth questioned as he headed back to his bathroom.
Upon reaching the mirror, he screamed like a teenager girl. "What happened to me!" he shrieked in terror. His face was completely covered in white powder, with red paste blush spots on his cheeks. His lips were smothered in a bright red lipstick. He quickly washed the makeup off, but the damage was done.
"I knew Marth was a little feminine, but I never expected that!" Ike said as he continued to bust out laughing. "Yeah, I guess they don't call him the pretty boy of Brawl for nothing!" added Toon Link, rolling on the floor.
The mischievous duo, meanwhile were congratulating themselves over their newest prank in the living room. "Aw man! Did you hear him scream like a girl? That was hilarious!" Wario shouted. "I tell ya, this hear is the best idea we evea had!" Dedede agreed with a slap on his partner in crime's back. "Guess what? I ani't bored no moar!"
Sorry if it's a little dry and not that funny. But I don't write profanity or otherwise rated M material. I'm trying to get used to writing humor themed stuff, so don't be too hard on the reviews please!