Matsuda's Fucked Up Christmas
Verse 1:
School's out, Christmas break!
Home for the holidays
L's eating fruitcake!
Off to my house. It's so boring!(Aw!)
Shinigamis and all the mysterious deaths!
One of my enemies had lost his mind,
Joined up with the mafia, so I had another glass of wine
Chorus:
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry fucked up Christmas!
I must be on Kira God damn death list!
The faces, The names
The chance of dying
Shoot me now!
I'm sick of all of this suspense!
Have a merry, merry, merry fucked up Christmas!!
Verse 2:
The Shingami,
Ryuk's a weirdo
Passes out pictures of himself in a speedo
My cousin Mello
His singing really sucks
Blames it on Near and an acid reflux
Light's sister's really hot
But totally rejected me
For just being a few years older
Chorus:
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry fucked up Christmas!
I must be on Kira's fucked up death list!
The faces, the names
The chance of dying
Shoot me now!
I'm sick of all this suspense!
Have a merry, merry, merry fucked up Christmas!
Bridge(?):
We haven't even opened our presents yet
Now it's time to start
Better try to smile
cause I'm gonna have to shoot him...
(Insert whatever dialogue reader wants...)
Chorus2:
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!
I must be on Kira's god damn death list!
The tree, the gifts
The mistletoe kiss
No more Kira
The world is back to normal again!
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!
Merry frickin Christmas!
Really crappy but I had fun writing it! Please don't be too mean if you message me! But you can give me a really bad rating though!