BPOV (Bella's still human)
Alice ran in screaming and brandishing a poster for the town talent show.
"we HAVE to do this" she announced everyone groaned though they knew they would do it eventually.
" we have to sing a song each" Alice continued
The town hall was crowded. No-one (except Alice) knew what the other was singing
We went one after another and I went first as I would not go on after the angel voices and pitied everyone who did plus my performance would be washed out.
It was my turn after about 20 performers so I walked up on the stage and got announced
"Bella Swan singing 'not such an innocent girl'
Ooh-ooh baby
Hey, oh-whoa, baby
I'm not such an innocent girl
First impressions can be wrong
So let me clear what's going on
Baby I'm not who you think I am
I need to feel some lips on mine
So pulling you across the line
You think I'm the fragile one
One slip, the damage done
I'm not made of china
I'm not made of glass
Would it shatter your illusions if this angel had a past?
If you touch me I won't break
Don't think of me that way
I'm not such an innocent girl
Don't wrap me up in cotton wool (come on)
Upon a pedestal (oh whoa)
I'm not such an innocent girl
(I'm not such an innocent)
I've got a secret rose tattoo
I'm dying just to show you
I'm not as shy as you think I am, oh baby
It's time to take off those kid gloves
T.K.O me fall in love
Don't be scared you'll break my heart
Not gonna fall apart
I'm not made of china (ooh)
I'm not made of glass
Would it shatter your illusions if this angel had a past?
If you touch me I won't break (oh-oh)
Don't think of me that way
I'm not such an innocent girl (innocent girl)
Don't wrap me up in cotton wool (don't wrap me up, in cotton wool)
Upon a pedestal
I'm not such an innocent girl
(I'm not such an innocent, girl)
If you touch
If you touch me I
If you touch me I won't break
If you touch
If you touch me I
If you touch me I won't
If you touch me I won't break (oh-oh, oh whoa, whoa-yeah)
Don't think of me that way
I'm not such an innocent girl (innocent girl)
Don't wrap me up in cotton wool (come on, woo!)
Upon a pedestal
I'm not such an innocent girl (I'm dying just to show you)
If you touch me I won't break (I won't break)
Don't think of me that way
Not such an innocent girl
Don't wrap me (no-oh-whoa)
I'm not such an innocent girl
If you touch me I won't break (I won't break)
Don't think of me that way
I'm not such an innocent girl
Don't wrap me up in cotton wool (don't wrap me up, in cotton wool)
Upon a pedestal (Upon a pedestal)
I'm not such an innocent girl
If you touch me I won't break
(If you touch, no I won't fall apart)
Don't think of me that way
(No you won't break my heart)
I cant believe I just did that.
Luckily I waited until after the song was done to trip and fall off stage. I heard gasps but I fell right into the arms of Edward who was next.
"you do break easily" he contradicted
" im not such an innocent girl" I recited he let me go and walked on stage.
"Edward Cullen singing Beautiful girls"
Your way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You had me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
JR! Sean Kingston!
Your way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You had me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
See it started at the park
Used to chill after dark
Oh, when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)
See it's very divine girl
You're a one of a kind
But you mash up my mind
You walked get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy
Your way to beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You had me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)
See it's very divine girl
You're a one of a kind
But you mash up my mind
You walked get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy
Your way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You had me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slighting
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal...
(A/N can you imagine Edward singing this, me neither I just liked the lyrics)
he came off and gave me a kiss
"me next" Esme sang and hopped on stage
"Esme Cullen singing those boys do nothing" ( A/N changed the lyrics a bit)
I got men with two left feet
And when they dance down to the beat
I really think that they should know
That their rhythms go go go
I got men with two left feet
And when they dance down to the beat
I really think that they should know
That thier rhythm go go go
Do they wash up? Never wash up
Do they clean up? No, they never clean up
Do they brush up? Never brushed up
they do nothing those boys do nothing
Hey boys how you been?
I got a thousand lines
Where do I begin?
And II been here, been there
Traveling
I saw you at the corner
My vibe kicked in
And
Two fields
I clock you
Wearing tight jeans
A real nice suit
He was smiling like you
Was just seventeen
I asked him for a dance
He said 'yes please'
Take a sip of dancing juice
Everybody's onto you
Through the left and to the right
Everybody hit the rhythm
It's on tonight
I'm gonna feel the heat within my soul
I need a man to take control
Let the melody blow you all away
Do they wash up? Never wash up
Do they clean up? No, they never clean up
Do they brush up? Never brushed up
they do nothing those boys does nothing
Work it out now
Work it, Work it out now
Do the mumbo
Shake it all around now
Everybody on the floor
Let me see you clap your hands
I wanna see you work
I wanna see you move your body in turn
I wanna see you shake your hips and learn
I wanna see you work it, work it, work it out now
I wanna see you work
I wanna see you move your body in turn
I wanna see you shake your hips and learn
I wanna see you work it, work it, work it out now
Do they wash up? Never wash up
Do they clean up? No, they never clean up
Do they brush up? Never brushed up
they do nothing those boys do nothing
And if the men can't dance, they gets no second chance
"Awesome" us girls screamed while the guys huffed beside the wall. We all hugged Esme at once
"you showed them" we laughed
Carlisle next
"Next up is Carlisle Cullen singing Witch doctor"
-Hey Witchdoctor, give us the magic words.
-All right, you go: ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang
All right!
ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang (x4)
doo doo doodoo doo doo doo
ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang (x4)
doo doo doo doo
I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you
doo doo doo doo
I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you
doo doo doo doo
And than the witchdoctor, he told me what to do
he told me:
ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang (x4)
doo doo doo doo
I told the witchdoctor, you didn't love me true
doo doo doo doo
I told the witchdoctor, you didn't love me nice
doo doo doo doo
And than the witchdoctor, he gave me this advice
ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang (x4)
You can keep your love from me just like you were a miser,
And I'll admit it wasn't very smart, (eyeyeyey)
But I went out to find my-self a guy that's so much wiser,
And he told me the way to win your heart:
doo doo doodoo doo doo doo
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (do do do do do do do)
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (do do do do do do do)
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (do do do do do do do)
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (do do do do do do do)
ooh eeh ooh ahah, tingtang wallawallabingbang
Come on and:
ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang (x4)
ooh ee ooh ah ah
(A/N can you imaging Carlisle singing this, I was rolling on the floor laughing)
Every single person in the hall (which was practically the entire population of Forks) was rolling around laughing at Carlisle.
"Rosalie Hale singing beautiful"
Don't look at me
Every day is so wonderfu
That's the way it is
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
Don't you bring me down today...
No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay
And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times
'cause I am beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring me down, oh no
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
" now Jasper Hale singing you are the music in me"
Na na na na
Na na na na yeah
You are the music in me
You know the words
"Once Upon A Time"
Make you listen?
There's a reason.
When you dream there's a chance you'll find
A little laughter
or happy ever after
your harmony to the melody
It's echoing inside my head
A single voice (Single voice)
Above the noise
And like a common thread
Hmm, you're pulling me
When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong
Oh, you are the music in me
Yeah it's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
Because you are the music in me
Na na na na (Ohh)
Na na na na na
Yeah yeah yeah
(Na na na na)
You are the music in me
It's like I knew you before we met (Before we met)
Can't explain it (Ohh ohh)
There's no name for it (No name for it)
I'm saying words I never said
And it was easy (So easy)
Because you see the real me (I see)
As I am You understand
And that's more than I've ever known
To hear your voice (Hear your voice)
Above the noise (Ohh ohh)
And no, I'm not alone
Oh you're singing to me (Ohh yeah)
When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong (Yeah ohh)
You are the music in me
It's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
You are the music in me
Together we're gonna sing (Yeah)
We got the power to sing what we feel (What we feel)
Connected and real
Can't keep it all inside (Ohh)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah (Na na na na)
You are the music in me (In me)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na
You are the music in me
When I hear my favorite song (Favorite song)
I know that we belong (We belong)
You are the music in me
Yeah it's living in all of us
It's brought us here because (Here because)
You are the music in me
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na
You are the music in me (Yeah)
"Alice Cullen singing girls just wanna have fun"
I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have--
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls-- they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...
"now Emmett Cullen singing….erm….it doesn't say I suppose he just sings"
Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with your heart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm sent from above...
I'm not that innocent.
(oops I did it again)
He's a one stop shop,
makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet-talkin',
sugar coated candy man oh
A sweet-talkin',
sugar coated candyman
(candyman)
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic,
it's fantastic
You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere
Imagination,
life is your creation
(Barbie girl)
You get the best of
Emmett, Chilling out
Take it slow then you
Rock out the show
(Hannah Montana, altered)
Bob the builder
Can he fix it
Bob the builder
Yes he can
(bob the builder)
there was a pause before quiet applause
"you've been Awesome" Emmett shouted before jumping off stage.
We Exited the hall and I think we are going to be remembered a long time!!
some of the songs went weird and left spaces inbetween lines. cant help it sorry