Dmgdk: ARGHHH! THEY DELETED MY STORY AND I CAN'T FIGGER OUT WHY! I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IF THE ANNOUNCEMENT I MADE AT THE END, BUT I'M NOT SURE. SORRY TO ALL REVIEWERS. I HAD TO MAKE SOME MODIFICATIONS JUST IN CASE, SO PLEASE RE-READ AND RE-REVIEW THANKS!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or HP

Dmgdk: My first go at a crossover Harry Potter-Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan fiction. The beginning is a bit slow, but it'll get interesting! I promise! I hope it'll be a bit funnier than my Who am I really? Fiction. Not like that was funny at all.

Bakura: Am I in this one?

Dmgdk: Yes.

Bakura: Goody. May I kill the pharaoh?

Dmgdk: No.

Bakura: Darn.

Marik: Yeah. This is gonna be really fun.

Dmgdk: (Smacks them) don't even think about it.

(Marik and Bakura rub their heads, whining)

Dmgdk: (Feels bad for them for some reason) Hey! You can kill Tea!

Bakura and Marik: Yay!

Yami: Oo

Dmgdk: Aww, don't feel bad, I've got something special for you.

Yami: Uh-oh.

Marik: Hey! Why does he get something special?

Dmgdk: Yugi too!

Bakura: Great. The Pharaoh and his hikari get something special.

Yami: (Snickers)

Dmgdk: Weren't you worried a few seconds ago?

Yami: Yeah, but if you're doing it to Yugi, it can't be that bad.

Dmgdk: oOO

Bakura: Ok, authoress, let's go.

Dmgdk: Oh! Right! On with the Fic!

Chapter 1

"I attack with my dark magician, and that knocks your life points down to zero!" Yugi Mutoh said to Joey Wheeler.

"Aww man! I lost again?"

The two of them, along with Seto Kaiba, Malik and Marik Ishtar, Ryou and Yami Bakura, Yami Mutoh, and a girl named Shaylana Gydion were in Yugi's room in his game shop. (The Yamis are actually spirits, but a bit more solid. They cam be seen and touched, and can turn transparent if they want to… Yeah, you're catching my drift?)

"Joey, you suck," Marik said scornfully.

"No I don't! I jus can't beat Yugi!"

"Of course you c—What the Hell?"

Everyone looked at Marik. A big bundle of letters had fallen on his head.

Marik and Malik dived for the bundle, crashed into each other, and sent the bundle flying. It landed at Kaiba's feet.

"You idiot!" Malik yelled, punching Marik on the arm.

"Baka hikari, that hurt!" Marik took out the Millenium Rod and waved it threateningly at Malik.

Malik started throwing things at Marik

10MIN LATER

Everyone was watching Malik and Marik fight; it was amusing.

"At least now Malik has nothing to throw unless he picks up a chair," Yugi commented.

"Uh-oh," Ryou said all of a sudden.

"Lemme guess," Joey groaned.

"Yep," Bakura said.

"He picked up a chair," Kaiba confirmed.

Yami and Shayla just exchanged looks.

"Um... let's look to see what's inside this package," Shayla yelled. "Baka! Get your ass over here!"

Malik and Marik immediately stopped fighting and went over.

Yami took out a letter and read:

Dear Misters Kaiba, Mutoh, Wheeler, Ishtar, Bakura and Mrs. Gydion,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. More will be explained to you if you will meet my gamekeeper at the entrance to Kaiba Corp in one week. Please pack your luggage and bring it with you. A list of the books you will be needing is enclosed.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

(cricket, cricket)

"Ha, ha, Yami. That was a good one," Kaiba scowled.

"Pharaoh, aren't you a bit too old to be playing these kinds of jokes on us?" Bakura snarled.

"Don't believe me, Tomb Robber?" Yami asked, "Then read it for yourself."

Shayla snatched the letter from Yami, read it, and dropped it. "I'm hallucinating," she said flatly. "Those words aren't real."

Yugi picked up the letter. "It's real all right."

"Oh joy."

They all looked at one another.

(Insert another cricket, cricket)

"So, we're going to this," Marik said. "End of discussion." Then he attacked Malik again. Or tried to.

Shayla smacked him upside the head with a frying pan (Where the hell did she get that?) "That's enough!"

"Owweee! That hurt! Why'd you do that?"

Shayla ignored him and read the letter again. "In a way, this letter actually sounds urgent. I think we should go."

"I agree," Yami said.

"Then I don't agree," Bakura said lazily.

(Everyone else sweatdrops)

"Are you questioning my word, Tomb Robber?" Yami asked dangerously.

"Why, yes. I believe I am."

But before they could get into a fight, Shayla stepped forward and smacked them. (She really likes smacking people.) "Shut up already. We're going. End of discussion."

"That's what I've been trying to say the whole time," Marik said.

Shayla glared.

(Malik: 000)

A WEEK LATER

"Ok, everyone here?" Kaiba asked. Everyone was waiting in the lobby of Kaiba Corp.

"He better be here," Bakura growled. "I've got better things to do."

Yugi Joey and Ryou were arguing about stupid things.

"A penny is shinier than a dime!" Joey protested.

"…Ice cream is a lot better tasting than Popsicle." Ryou said.

"… Girls are strange. They think that hikaris are cute and Yamis are hot. What's the difference?" Yugi wondered.

(Sweatdrop)

Malik and Marik were fighting again and Shayla and Yami were watching them, amused.

After a while, a limo came up to the entrance of Kaiba Corp.

"Is that them?" Bakura growled; he was getting thoroughly annoyed.

They waited for someone to come out. Someone did come out, but it was a little girl who looked no older than sixteen.

"Who are you?" Kaiba asked.

"I'm Shinko Kani. I got a letter from a guy named Dumbledore telling me to meet him here."

Yugi liked this girl already. I like her. She's pretty too. Did I just say pretty? Wow. I'm perverted. Only, Shayla's prettier. Argh! Stop it!

Shinko looked around and her eyes fell on Yugi. (He, he, I like that kid, he's really cute.)

Everyone introduced themselves, except for the Yamis; they went back to being transparent so that only their hikaris could see them. Soon, they were like close friends. Shinko joined Yugi, Ryou and Joey's conversation of stupid things. And now that you couldn't see the Yamis, Marik and Malik's fight did indeed look interesting.

"Ok, Yamis, go back into your items," Kaiba commanded after a while.

"What?" Bakura asked. Shinko looked around, confused.

"It was an arrangement I had with your hikaris. You're going back into your items so that others won't mix you up. And they seem to only know about your hikaris."

Reluctantly, the Yamis all retreated into their items. (Shayla owns the Millenium Sword and Ring, Bakura had the Millenium Pointer made up items!).

A minute or so later, a huge figure walked into the room.

Everyone except Shayla and Kaiba gaped.

"Hello there," the giant said cheerfully. "I'm Hagrid. Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts"

Everyone just stared.

"All right. It's time to go to London. We gotta go get yer stuff."

"Hang on," Shayla said. I gotta go check my stuff."

"Same," everyone chorused.

"Got my duel disk and deck." Shayla said

"Same," everyone else, save Shinko, said.

Then, "Where the hell are my daggers?" Malik yelled.

(Sweatdrop)

Everyone stared at him.

"Right," Hagrid said uncertainly. "Now, if yer ready, I'm takin' you to London. Dumbledore has some arrangements for you."

They went outside, and there were broomsticks outside. Each had the word Firebolt in Gold letters at the handle.

"Yippee!" Yugi yelled. "Yay! We're riding broomsticks."

/ >Yami, I hope you haven't been letting him eat Pixie Sticks.> / Shayla growled.

/Me? / Yami asked, a perfect picture of innocence.

/> You're gonna die. >/

/Now, is that any way to treat your pharaoh? /

Shayla blushed (A little chemistry going on?) / >Curse you >/

With a little, OK, a LOT, of help from Hagrid, they managed to somehow get onto the broomsticks.

"Hagrid, how're you getting' there?" Joey asked.

"Weasley's flyin' car."

"Err.. Do you know how to drive?" Malik asked.

"No, bu' I'll figger it out somehow."

(Everyone sweatdrops)

Hagrid got into the car. And they took off.

Dmgdk: I think I'll leave it there for now.

Marik: (SNORE SNORE)

Dmgdk: (wails) was it really that bad!

(Bakura nodded)

Dmgdk: WAHHH! Oh well. I only need three reviews to continue! I need to know if anyone wants me to continue or not. Please R&R!