(-Author's Notes & Summary-)

NOTES: Well, Here I am with a little something new! This will be a series of non-sensical and retarded ways of killing off one of the most detestable villains in anime and manga history... Orochimaru or Oreo! (Though I've seen many worse). Anyway, This was partially inspired by Gaijin's 'Mamoru Must Die!' series and is done in cooperation with Hanako-chan and her 'Itachi Must Die!' series. I alsohave a less 'plain' format now, tell me what you all think.

SUMMARY: A series of nonsensical, and oftentimes short, ways of killing off the snake sannin, Oreo!

(-Disclaimer, etc.-)

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the anime or manga of Naruto, nor do I own the characters contained therein. They are owned by Kishimoto Masashi.

PAIRINGS (that show up occasionally and just for my own sake): Sasuke/Sakura, Neji/Tenten, and Naruto/Hinata

RATING: T - M (for multiple deaths of Oreo)

GENRE: Humor

LENGTH: Until I can't think of anymore ways to kill off Orochimaru

WARNINGS: OROCHIMARU WILL DIE IN EVERY FIC/CHAPTER OF THIS SERIES/STORY!

(-ACT I: RAIKIRI!-)

Orochimaru turns and starts walking away from Kakashi. "Oh, Weren't you going to kill me?" The snake sannin says, stopping walking for a moment, "You can try." He starts walking again, "If you think you can." he adds.

Kakashi thinks for a moment before shrugging slightly and running at the snake sannin to impale him with Raikiri, causing Orochimaru's snake-like eyes to widen. ("He... actually did it...") The snake sannin says in his mind.

Within moments, Oreo falls to the floor... dead as a doorknob. Kakashi sighs before stuffing his hands in his pockets and glancing back to where Sasuke is coming to. Sasuke sits up and, as the Seal and Curse marks begin evaporating, Kakashi looks up to the ceiling and adds in his mind, ("Well, I guess that sealing it was pointless.") He pulls out Icha Icha Tactics and turns to the page he was reading, "I'll be back, Sasuke." he says to the Uchiha, "I have to report this to Sandaime Hokage-sama." With that, the silver haired jounin vanishes from the room.

"Hn." Sasuke responds after Kakashi's gone. The raven haired Uchiha then gets up and stuffs his hands in his pockets as he decides to go watch the rest of the matches. However, On the way back to the arena, Sasuke is confronted by Kabuto who's now wearing an Oto-nin hitai-ate.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun." Kabuto says, holding up a kunai toward the young Uchiha as he adjusts his glasses, "I have orders from Orochimaru-sama."

Sasuke raises his obsidian gaze toward the silver haired Oto-nin, "Orochimaru?" he repeats, "Kakashi already killed him." With that, He points back toward Orochimaru's dead carcas.

Upon seeing where Sasuke pointed, Kabuto's eyes widen and he drops his kunai to the floor. "O-Orochimaru-sama?" he says, seeming nearly on the verge of tears as he approaches the snake sannin's body. Suddenly, Sasuke appears behind the silver haired Oto-nin and brings a kunai up to his throat.

"I never did trust you." The Uchiha says before jerking the kunai across Kabuto's throat, killing him. Kabuto's dead body then falls to the floor and Sasuke drops the kunai before turning and starting off back toward the arena.

"Hn." Sasuke says, once again stuffing his hands into his pockets as he walks, "I wonder how those two are doing?"

(-To Be Continued-)

Ramblings: First Omake done. I know it's short but, is it funny? Tune in for the next one. Ja.