Okay, first off I'd like to thank StarVix for allowing me to create this story, and I hope it is within their guidelines. I sort of got this idea when I first learned about a blue moon, and I thought "Hey, what would it be like if Sonic got stuck in werehog form day and night and had to babysit his friends?" So, here it is.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, while I do own Ashley and Rosenthal

Adventures in Weresitting

It all started with the blue moon. Which I now hate and praise.

When there are 2 full moons in one month, it's called a blue moon, which causes my werehog form to go insane. But not the "loss control" insane, the "I'm a werehog day and night" insane.

Tails called a meeting, which Ashley didn't approve of because she had to get to the airport. Shadow and Knuckles didn't want to come because they both dislike me and Knuckles had to protect the Master Emerald. Amy came without question, and Rosenthal and Cream followed. Rouge said it was the best time to steal the Master Emerald, though Amy made her come so Knuckles wouldn't worry about the Master Emerald.

We were all in Tails garage with Tails and Cream messing with a machine, Amy trying to make sure that Rosenthal didn't blow something up. Knuckles and Rouge were on different sides of the room. Shadow stood in the corner, Ashley next to him.

"This is so stupid!" I yelled kicking some machine, which got severe damage.

"Well, live with it 'til we got a cure," Ashley told me, "Now I have to go. My plane to Japan leaves in 8 minutes. I'll send emails about what I know from Japan." Ashley grabbed her luggage and Chaos Controlled to the air port.

"What, no good bye?" Amy asked. She and Rosenthal walked (flew, in Rosenthal's case) over to me. "We'll find a cure Sonic, and you know it. Right guys?" No one answered. Rosenthal pulled out her signature flamethrower and smiled wickedly.

Cream and Tails were busy and didn't see this, but Knuckles, Rouge, and even Shadow, nodded and said, "Yeah! Of course! Just get away from the gasoline!"

Rosenthal lowered the flamethrower and flew over to a toolbox. "See, it'll be fine. Cream, got anything on the manuscripts?"

Cream looked up and said, "Yeah, we now know how this happened. What it is, is Sonic's werehog form has a bit of Dark Gaia in him. This bit of Dark Gaia should have gone when Sonic defeated Dark Gaia, but actually, Dark Gaia is living in his werehog form. That's why Sonic is still werehog at night. But, the day and night werehog form could mean three things. One, Sonic's werehog form got confused, and can be reversed in the next full moon. The next full moon is in a month, if your wondering. Two, this could be a side affect from changing to werehog in space. And three is that Dark Gaia maybe trying to take over Sonic completely and use him. If Dark Gaia does take over Sonic completely, then who knows what will happen?"

"So I'm a complete monster?" I asked, temper flaring. Amy squeezed my arm, trying to calm me down so I don't lose control and hurt my friends.

"Well, the chance that your werehog form got confused is 78.3%, the chance that this is a side affect is 17.46%, and the chance that Dark Gaia is trying to take over is 4.24%," Tails replied, looking up from a calculator.

"We'll have to run some tests. First off, Sonic, I need a blood sample, then-" Cream was cut off when a loud CRASH! came from behind me. We all turned toward the sound and saw Rosenthal standing at the flaming remains of what looked like a remake of the Tardis. "Whoops," Rosenthal laughed, scratching the back of her head.

Tails screamed and then began to cry. "I was going to take that to the National Sci-Fi Convention!"

"The National Sci-Fi Convention?" Rouge laughed, "And why would there even be a police phone box there anyway?"

"Uhhh… from Doctor Who of course!" Knuckles told the white bat like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Seeing that she was in trouble, Rosenthal flew out of the garage at 55 m.p.h. Cream sat down next to Tails who was on the floor weeping loudly about how "What will I put into the Doctor Who contest?" Knuckles and Rouge were yelling at each other about Doctor Who and Amy and I were just trying to calm everyone down.

"Shut up," Shadow said quietly at first, "Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!" We all looked at him. "Now, someone go get Rosenthal, someone put out the fire, and Cream, take the you have to run on Sonic so I can get on with my day," Shadow told us all.

Meanwhile, at Egghead's-I'm mean Eggman's base…

"Ha! I have it!" Eggman shouted. Then did some weird dance. "What have you done that makes you dance like that? Did you get electrocuted?" Metal Knuckles asked, poking his head into the room.

"What? No! I have fixed my Eggafier! I will now turn Sonic and his friends into to babies! imagine how chaotic a baby werehog will be," Eggman said, rubbing hid hands together.

"The last time you turned then to babies, you thought you had destroyed them," Shadow Android said, walking into the room, "You also made my organic counter part a baby."

"Get that tone out of your voice or I shall wash your mouth out with soap!" Eggman demanded.

Shadow Android shrugged, saying, "No mouth."

Eggman sighed and started up his Eggmobile, attaching the Eggafeir to it. "Metal Sonic! I'm going to go make Sonic into a baby and use his werehog to take over the world!" Eggman shouted as his Eggmobile lifted into the air.

From somewhere in the base, Metal Sonic called out, "Didn't you already change him into a baby once?"

Eggman picked a notepad and wrote down, "Get rid of glitches in robots" as he began to fly out of the base, via sky window.

I was currently on a walk with Rosenthal, in an attempt to calm me down. My friends should have just let me lose control.

"So then, Bunnie tells me that I look fat. So I tell her 'Well at least I'm not half robot!' Then Bunnie opens up a wormhole to another dimension where all they play is Elvis Presley songs day and night!" Rosenthal told me, putting on a German accent.

"Will you please shut up!" I yelled to the insane chao.

"But I haven't gotten to the good part yet!" Rosenthal screamed back.

"Half an hour ago, you said you hadn't gotten to the good part!" I shouted. We were nearing the garage again, thank the mother of peanut butter. But something looked wrong. There was shouting, and crashing.

Rosenthal noticed and flew ahead, me following closely behind her. We peeked in the window to find that Eggman was there with his ray that made you into a baby. What was it called?

Eggman was shouting something, but I couldn't hear. Amy shouted something, along the lines of "Never!" Shadow pulled out his .380, but was too slow. A pinkish white light enwrapped them all.

I freaked, and ran into the garage. Time slowed as I lost control. I ran towards Eggman. My claws reached out. He dodged, and my claws sliced the ray that had hit my friends. Sparks flew everywhere, hitting everything, papers, gasoline, everything. The sprinklers kicked in and put out the fire quickly, also drenching everyone. Eggman flew out.

I regained control. Rosenthal burst into the garage, yelling about how "Star Trek is going to blow up!"

Rosenthal came over to me. "What just happened?" the chao asked me.

A little scream came from behind me, and I turned around to see who it was. A little baby Tails was cowering in the corner, threatening to throw a bottle of water at me. Cream and Rouge were gapping in horror, Knuckles was on the verge of peeing his pants. Amy was just looking at me wide eyed, not knowing if she should be afraid, stunned, or freaking out.

"We have kids!" Rosenthal proclaimed, before flying over next to Amy.

This can't be happening.

Okay, first part of the story up. The next chapter might take a little while, 'cause my computer is acting really weird.

R&R and tell me what you think.