Sleet Day!!!
By Amidala
*************INSPIRED BY DALLAS WEATHER*************************
////Hi guys, you see I don't write humor fics, but I think it's perfect for the unexpected
weather we got here in Dallas, TX. Thanks Mother Nature, you saved us from the TAKS
test! //////////
"Force, before you know it, Obi-Wan is going to come lumbering into my room
grumbling about some other planetary system he can't find in the archives."
Anakin thought sleepily. He slowly got up from his cot to go stare out the
window.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's
sleeting!!!!!!!!!…Wait or is it snow?!…. Wait one fraction of a second, this
means it's…SLEET DAY!!!!" Anakin screamed overjoyed at the frosted scene
of the Jedi Temple.
"This must be my lucky day. For once, I don't have to keep track of my
lightsaber!!!"
Meanwhile…
"I can't let Anakin go by today without him learning something that's not
hare-brained.. Just because it's sleeting doesn't mean I can allow him to play
hooky from training." Obi-Wan debated with himself. "I know, how about a
lesson on precipitation and clouds such as altocumulus, cumulus, so on….wait,
isn't that a little too off for his age? I think he learned that in third
grade…oh well, we'll look at it on a higher level. Besides, it's a perfect lesson
because it's sleeting outside anyway!"
With that, Obi-Wan walked off to Anakin's room feeling very confident….
"KNOCK!"
"Who is it?"
"Like you don't know who, Anakin. It's me Obi-Wan!"
"Yes master, Naboo exists, we just went there last week for a mission!"
"Anakin, I'm serious, besides you shouldn't be making fun of me. You went
through ten lightsabers on one single mission!"
"Okay, come on in, master."
The door opened revealing Obi-Wan.
"Okay, I have your lesson plan for toda-…"
"WHAT, it's sleeting, master! Sleeting!"
"That doesn't mean that you can play hooky from lessons!"
"Please, master. I promise I'll do something productive! You know how much I
fear those lectures, in your respect of course…"
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads t-…"
"I know," Anakin groaned, "but I promise I'll do something beneficial… I'll
build a droid!"
"Yeah, and then it'll go wandering around the temple screwing things up. I
wonder if Master Windu ever got a chance to UNBURN his holo-books!"
"Burning is a chemical change, master. Even a dummy like me knows that.
Besides, I programmed that droid to go burn your holo-books which have all
those infamous lessons on it. Guess it didn't work…. "
"ANAKIN!"
"Oops… I never get out of lessons do I?"
"Anakin Skywalker, you are at the magnanimous mercy of Mother Nature. I'll
let you go this ti-…"
Before Obi-Wan could finish his sentence, Anakin was doing cartwheels down
the hall.
"Thanks Mother Nature! I love you!!!"
So the moral of this story is: You NEVER EVER want to go see Anakin
Skywalker at his apartment (it's far too destructive) and always thank
Mother Nature for whatever you get, rain or shine.
:-) LOL
By Amidala
*************INSPIRED BY DALLAS WEATHER*************************
////Hi guys, you see I don't write humor fics, but I think it's perfect for the unexpected
weather we got here in Dallas, TX. Thanks Mother Nature, you saved us from the TAKS
test! //////////
"Force, before you know it, Obi-Wan is going to come lumbering into my room
grumbling about some other planetary system he can't find in the archives."
Anakin thought sleepily. He slowly got up from his cot to go stare out the
window.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's
sleeting!!!!!!!!!…Wait or is it snow?!…. Wait one fraction of a second, this
means it's…SLEET DAY!!!!" Anakin screamed overjoyed at the frosted scene
of the Jedi Temple.
"This must be my lucky day. For once, I don't have to keep track of my
lightsaber!!!"
Meanwhile…
"I can't let Anakin go by today without him learning something that's not
hare-brained.. Just because it's sleeting doesn't mean I can allow him to play
hooky from training." Obi-Wan debated with himself. "I know, how about a
lesson on precipitation and clouds such as altocumulus, cumulus, so on….wait,
isn't that a little too off for his age? I think he learned that in third
grade…oh well, we'll look at it on a higher level. Besides, it's a perfect lesson
because it's sleeting outside anyway!"
With that, Obi-Wan walked off to Anakin's room feeling very confident….
"KNOCK!"
"Who is it?"
"Like you don't know who, Anakin. It's me Obi-Wan!"
"Yes master, Naboo exists, we just went there last week for a mission!"
"Anakin, I'm serious, besides you shouldn't be making fun of me. You went
through ten lightsabers on one single mission!"
"Okay, come on in, master."
The door opened revealing Obi-Wan.
"Okay, I have your lesson plan for toda-…"
"WHAT, it's sleeting, master! Sleeting!"
"That doesn't mean that you can play hooky from lessons!"
"Please, master. I promise I'll do something productive! You know how much I
fear those lectures, in your respect of course…"
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads t-…"
"I know," Anakin groaned, "but I promise I'll do something beneficial… I'll
build a droid!"
"Yeah, and then it'll go wandering around the temple screwing things up. I
wonder if Master Windu ever got a chance to UNBURN his holo-books!"
"Burning is a chemical change, master. Even a dummy like me knows that.
Besides, I programmed that droid to go burn your holo-books which have all
those infamous lessons on it. Guess it didn't work…. "
"ANAKIN!"
"Oops… I never get out of lessons do I?"
"Anakin Skywalker, you are at the magnanimous mercy of Mother Nature. I'll
let you go this ti-…"
Before Obi-Wan could finish his sentence, Anakin was doing cartwheels down
the hall.
"Thanks Mother Nature! I love you!!!"
So the moral of this story is: You NEVER EVER want to go see Anakin
Skywalker at his apartment (it's far too destructive) and always thank
Mother Nature for whatever you get, rain or shine.
:-) LOL