Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Green Day or the Taliban.
This fic is a series of celebrities that will duel one of our beloved Yu-Gi- Oh cast. Today's match is. Yugi vs. Osama Bin Laden
*we find Yugi and the gang walking down the street in Domino City*
Joey: I can't wait to get to the card shop and buy more cards!
Tristan: Joey, that's really old.
Joey: It's not my fault Tristan. That's what was in the script. Remember the bad dubbing *beep beep* does?
Tea: Why did they block 4KIDS out?
Bakura: It really is a beautiful day out.
Yugi: Bakura, I thought I told you to shut the f*** up!
Bakura: The sun is so bright I can barely see.
Joey: Man, not even Tea is THIS annoying!
Tea: What did you say Joey Wheeler???
*suddenly, Kaiba steps out in front of their path*
Yugi: It's Kaiba!
Bakura: That gets old really fast, Yugi.
*kaiba takes out a 9 MM and blasts Bakura in the head*
Tea: KAIBA HOW COULD YOU???
*kaiba takes out tea with one shot*
Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: *jumping up and down* WAY TO GO KAIBA!!! *giving each other high fives*
Yugi: Kaiba, why are you here and not working on some new technology?
Kaiba: I was just taking a walk.
Joey: *about to talk*
Kaiba: Don't you say anything having my name in it or I'll blow your god damn head off!
Joey: *closes his mouth as tight as he can*
Yugi: It's no use, the editors are making him say it!
Joey: *bursts out* KAIBA YOU SLEEZ!
*kaiba shoots joey*
*a huge paintbrush paints over kaiba's gun*
Tristan: Yugi, lets get out of here before he kills us. What do ya say?
*kaiba smacks Tristan over the head with his briefcase*
Yugi: Er...hello Kaiba.
*kaiba unzips his costume and out comes Osama Bin Laden*
Yugi: OSAMA BIN LADEN???!!!!
Osama: Bwahahahahahaha!
Yugi: Ok, that was kind of lame.
Osama: I challenge you to a duel!
Yugi: I accept, and if I win, then you revive my friends.
Osama: What do I look like? I'm a terrorist, not a healer!
Yugi: You're a terrorist???
*Grandpa comes up from behind and smacks Yugi in the head*
Solomon: Yugi, you don't have a clue do you?
Yugi: No Gramps, I don't.
Solomon: I think Duel Monsters is going to your head.
Yugi: I'll duel you Osama, but you will have to do something for me if I win.
Osama: And if I win, you will join the Taliban.
Yugi: Agreed.
Solomon: That's my grandson.
*osama and yugi go on a virtual simulator*
*green day appears on the field and they start playing Walking Contradiction*
Osama: What is this shit?
Yugi: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
*transformation, music and all* YUGIOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Osama Bin Laden, you will stop hurting the world if I win this duel. It is a right of every human being to be free.
Osama: Very well.
Both: LETS DUEL!
Solomon: You can do it Yugi! *appears to be bending over and then sneaks away*
Osama: My first move, I summon the Dumb Blind American in defense mode!
*president Bush appears on the field* 100/0
Yami: That's an insult to the United States of America. I summon the Celtic Guardian in attack mode, but I will not attack.
Osama: I lay one card face down, and then throw out the Fat B***h in attack mode.
*Rosie O' Donnell appears on the field* 100/2000
Osama: And then this, the Shield and Sword card! Flipping the defense and attack strengths of all monsters!
*all cards flip stats*
Osama: Fat B***h, attack Celtic Guardian! Smothering ass attack!
*Fat B***h sits on Celtic Guardian*
*Yugi drops to 1200 LP*
*Green Day switches to playing Minority*
Yami: This guy is in way over his head. Now the Fat B***h is at her normal 100 attack power.
Osama: Do you surrender to me?
Yami: You must be joking! I summon the Dark Magician! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
*dark magician kills Fat B***h*
*Osama's LP drop to 0*
Osama: I am the Taliban, I never lose!
Yami: I'm afraid you have however. Now you will stop insulting people, killing people, and ordering people around.
Osama: Never!
Yami: Hmmm?
*Osama jumps into a large Magnet Valkyron* 3500/3850
Osama: You die now!
Yami: I think you misunderstand. At any rate, where's Yugi's grandfather? He seemed to have left.
Solomon: Great job Yugi.
Yami: What the hell?
Solomon: Don't give up!
Solomon: I believe in you!
Solomon: Think about the heart of the cards!
Yami: *walks over behind the simulator where Grandpa was standing*
*there is a tape recorder on the ground*
Yami: That fool.
*Osama takes off in his robot*
Joey: Aw nuts, he's getting away!
Tea: Yami do something!
Yami: Don't worry.
*we see Osama still flying the robot*
Osama: Bwahahahahahaha!
Taliban official: Did you recruit Yugi Motou?
Osama: Who's Yugi Motou?
*the Taliban official blasts Osama Bin Laden's head off*
That's it for now. Pretty stupid huh? If I get a lot of reviews, I will write another one. AND PLEASE R & R MY OTHER FANFIC: THE INVASION. I REALLY NEED REVIEWS FOR THAT ONE, OR ELSE THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHAPTERS!
This fic is a series of celebrities that will duel one of our beloved Yu-Gi- Oh cast. Today's match is. Yugi vs. Osama Bin Laden
*we find Yugi and the gang walking down the street in Domino City*
Joey: I can't wait to get to the card shop and buy more cards!
Tristan: Joey, that's really old.
Joey: It's not my fault Tristan. That's what was in the script. Remember the bad dubbing *beep beep* does?
Tea: Why did they block 4KIDS out?
Bakura: It really is a beautiful day out.
Yugi: Bakura, I thought I told you to shut the f*** up!
Bakura: The sun is so bright I can barely see.
Joey: Man, not even Tea is THIS annoying!
Tea: What did you say Joey Wheeler???
*suddenly, Kaiba steps out in front of their path*
Yugi: It's Kaiba!
Bakura: That gets old really fast, Yugi.
*kaiba takes out a 9 MM and blasts Bakura in the head*
Tea: KAIBA HOW COULD YOU???
*kaiba takes out tea with one shot*
Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: *jumping up and down* WAY TO GO KAIBA!!! *giving each other high fives*
Yugi: Kaiba, why are you here and not working on some new technology?
Kaiba: I was just taking a walk.
Joey: *about to talk*
Kaiba: Don't you say anything having my name in it or I'll blow your god damn head off!
Joey: *closes his mouth as tight as he can*
Yugi: It's no use, the editors are making him say it!
Joey: *bursts out* KAIBA YOU SLEEZ!
*kaiba shoots joey*
*a huge paintbrush paints over kaiba's gun*
Tristan: Yugi, lets get out of here before he kills us. What do ya say?
*kaiba smacks Tristan over the head with his briefcase*
Yugi: Er...hello Kaiba.
*kaiba unzips his costume and out comes Osama Bin Laden*
Yugi: OSAMA BIN LADEN???!!!!
Osama: Bwahahahahahaha!
Yugi: Ok, that was kind of lame.
Osama: I challenge you to a duel!
Yugi: I accept, and if I win, then you revive my friends.
Osama: What do I look like? I'm a terrorist, not a healer!
Yugi: You're a terrorist???
*Grandpa comes up from behind and smacks Yugi in the head*
Solomon: Yugi, you don't have a clue do you?
Yugi: No Gramps, I don't.
Solomon: I think Duel Monsters is going to your head.
Yugi: I'll duel you Osama, but you will have to do something for me if I win.
Osama: And if I win, you will join the Taliban.
Yugi: Agreed.
Solomon: That's my grandson.
*osama and yugi go on a virtual simulator*
*green day appears on the field and they start playing Walking Contradiction*
Osama: What is this shit?
Yugi: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
*transformation, music and all* YUGIOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Osama Bin Laden, you will stop hurting the world if I win this duel. It is a right of every human being to be free.
Osama: Very well.
Both: LETS DUEL!
Solomon: You can do it Yugi! *appears to be bending over and then sneaks away*
Osama: My first move, I summon the Dumb Blind American in defense mode!
*president Bush appears on the field* 100/0
Yami: That's an insult to the United States of America. I summon the Celtic Guardian in attack mode, but I will not attack.
Osama: I lay one card face down, and then throw out the Fat B***h in attack mode.
*Rosie O' Donnell appears on the field* 100/2000
Osama: And then this, the Shield and Sword card! Flipping the defense and attack strengths of all monsters!
*all cards flip stats*
Osama: Fat B***h, attack Celtic Guardian! Smothering ass attack!
*Fat B***h sits on Celtic Guardian*
*Yugi drops to 1200 LP*
*Green Day switches to playing Minority*
Yami: This guy is in way over his head. Now the Fat B***h is at her normal 100 attack power.
Osama: Do you surrender to me?
Yami: You must be joking! I summon the Dark Magician! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
*dark magician kills Fat B***h*
*Osama's LP drop to 0*
Osama: I am the Taliban, I never lose!
Yami: I'm afraid you have however. Now you will stop insulting people, killing people, and ordering people around.
Osama: Never!
Yami: Hmmm?
*Osama jumps into a large Magnet Valkyron* 3500/3850
Osama: You die now!
Yami: I think you misunderstand. At any rate, where's Yugi's grandfather? He seemed to have left.
Solomon: Great job Yugi.
Yami: What the hell?
Solomon: Don't give up!
Solomon: I believe in you!
Solomon: Think about the heart of the cards!
Yami: *walks over behind the simulator where Grandpa was standing*
*there is a tape recorder on the ground*
Yami: That fool.
*Osama takes off in his robot*
Joey: Aw nuts, he's getting away!
Tea: Yami do something!
Yami: Don't worry.
*we see Osama still flying the robot*
Osama: Bwahahahahahaha!
Taliban official: Did you recruit Yugi Motou?
Osama: Who's Yugi Motou?
*the Taliban official blasts Osama Bin Laden's head off*
That's it for now. Pretty stupid huh? If I get a lot of reviews, I will write another one. AND PLEASE R & R MY OTHER FANFIC: THE INVASION. I REALLY NEED REVIEWS FOR THAT ONE, OR ELSE THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHAPTERS!