Deleted Scene from Perry's Pet Predicament
Okay, so I was going to include this, but it got a little too crazy… even for Doof. It was bad for the plot, so it got chopped, but I still like the idea, so here it is! This could take place just about any time after Chapter nine. (Oh, in case you haven't read Perry's Pet Predicament AJ is my OC. Contains spoilers!
Perry and AJ burst into Doofenschmertz Evil Incorporated,
The evil scientist himself was waiting there to greet them, "Ah, Perry the platypus and his partner! How surprising! And by that I mean, uh, completely, -prising, perhaps? Anyway, the point is, I've been expecting you."
A large cage landed over both of them.
"Now that you're trapped, let me show you what I made. I thought of it while you were last here! It's my 4th-wall-breaker-inator!"
AJ blinked, "What's with the Innators?"
"It's just my thing, okay? Just, be quiet! You're supposed to be listening! Anyway…You see, when this device is on, like it is now, I can peek right through the forth wall. Like in our last little adventure, I was all like, "Why is this guy stealing my life, but then there were cliff hangers, and that's so evil!
"Anyway… Yeah…Oh, and when you turn it off, everything goes back to normal! But I'm not going to turn it off."
"But, nothing happened!" Annie face palmed.
"To you maybe, but the readers are all like, AH! He KNOWS! He's reading OUR thoughts now! AHHHH! he knows we're freaking out! AHHHHHH. Yes, yes I do!"
Perry and Annie stared at each other.
Doof walked into the other room and locked himself in, complaining, "Oh sure! SURE! After you make me sunbathe, in the SHADE! And trade me in for your stupid monologing French guy… what was THAT about? Come on! Let me have my moment!" Smack! "Ow! Why would I hit myself! That doesn't even make any sense!"
The cage that had dropped around the two agents vanished.
Perry stared at the closed door wide eyed as he switched the machine off. He pushed it over the side of the building; his favorite method for disposing of inators.
Doof came back out rubbing his head, "Wow. What just happened?"
Annie crossed her arms, "I don't know, but it was just disturbing."
"Aw man! I was hoping it was something evil. Oh well. Curse you Perry the Platypus and Perry the platypus's partner! Well that's hard to say in a curse. You really need a better name."
"Why do I feel like there's someone else here I need to curse?"
The End
A/N: Yeah, I'm still not very happy with it. Maybe I'll rewrite it later and put it in Season X. That should be coming soon, by the way, so keep an eye out! (It's better than this, I promise!)
