A/N: read the summary, this is a crack fic! Anyway if you're still here enjoy the story!
"Red, get your lazy ass down here!" Red's mother shouted from downstairs.
He sighed, pausing his game. "What the fuck is it, mom?" He said walking downstairs.
"Red, we're broke."
"Yeah, I know, I still have a nes for fuck's sake!" He complained.
"Don't be greedy, Red," Red scowled. "Anyway, I need you become the champion and give me all your money."
Red deadpanned, "mom, I'm only ten."
"Bitch, get off your lazy ass and get me some money!" She yelled, pointing at the door.
"Jesus!" Red shouted as he ran out the door, which slammed shut behind him. He sighed as he heard it lock shut. "Never got to finish my game," Red mumbled, as he walked to the professor's lab. He opened the door expecting to see the professor, but only saw his neighbor Green. "Hey, asshat, where's the professor?"
Green shrugged, "Out collecting research I guess."
"I don't have fucking time for this," He shouted, kicking the door to the back room down and going inside. He emerged a few seconds later carrying an oddly happy Pikachu. "Smell ya later, asshat." He said walking out of the lab.
"Bye," Green said.
