Just something I thought up in English Class. Based on the the Silmarillion and The Unfinished Tales
What would happen if Celeborn got up the courage to ask Galadriel a few questions?
"Darling, why didn't you tell me about the curse..before we got married?"
"Is it just me or does that Silmaril look remarkably like your hair?"
"Why couldn't your relations just come over for dinner. Why did they have to sack my city?"
"Did it ever occur to you that I might not like seeing my rival's ring on your finger?"
"While I am on the subject what is your exact relationship with Celebrimbor?"
"Just wondering, if you had to choose between being with me or ruling the world, which would you pick?"
"Do you really think it wise to let our daughter marry a half Elf who was raised by your crazy cousins?"
"Why is it that you and Saruman never get along. I mean you must have something in common. You like the same color!"
"Why are you so good at making personel enemies with such powerful beings? First Feanor, then Sauron, and now Saruman. How far are you planning to test your luck?"
Celeborn has one more:
"Good God Galadriel, where did you learn to kiss like that?"
