THIGH HIGHS AND GARDEN GNOMES…..
Summary: this is a story that I started writing after I got an idea from a disturbing conversation at my friends party…. It sorta doesn't have a story line yet , ….but I'll work on that….
Disclaimer: you know the drill…
Prolouge: Enter the evil nylons
Sakura couldn't believe it… It was the absolute worst moment of her life! Nothing could compare to this, not even the constant rejection she got from Sasuke-kun could rival this disappointment !
…Let me explain…
Haruno Sakura was going to a party. Not just ANY party, but the MOST important party of her life! Her crush, Sasuke, was elidgedly going to be there. Tonight was the night! She could see it now! He would see her in her beautiful new dress and be enchanted. Then he would come over to her and ask her to dance (in front of Ino of course). He would fall in love and profess his undying love for her (again, in front of Ino). She was in the middle of renaming their children when she noticed that she HAD NO STOCKINGS!!!! This was a disaster! He was not aloud to see her pale ugly winter-legs!!! (AN: my legs during the winter are gross and pale and you can see all my veins…ick!) All she could find were some knee-highs and her dress went far above her knees!!!!!
"Fsck this!!!" she sobbed after franticaly rummaging through her home looking for anything!
When no results were produced from said search, she was pissed, "FEEL THE WRATH OF A BITCHY GODDESS" pissed. The only thing she could do now was to skip the party ….. scream curses and whip the offending nylons out the window…..
Rants: yes I know this sucks big time, but I promise to work on that!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!…. Now review dammit, o and does somebody want to tell me how to do the beta reader thing?…and do it for me? PLEASE!!!!
PREVEIW OF NEXT CHAPTER::::: Sasuke looked up after a soft object collided with his head and heardsome very artistic curses…WAIT!!! Was that Sakura's voice?!?! He bent down to inspect the offending object….
