Summary:

Everyone knows the story of cinderella poor, pretty,perfect girl who's putdown and treated meanly by her evil step mother and step sisters finds handsome, charming, goody-goody prince and falls in love then they live happily ever after in a perfect little world with rainbows and unicorns and pretty pretty love love love well if your looking for that cinderella you better look somwhere else 'cause this cindarella is sooooooo NOT perfect and this prince is quite the opposite of a goody-goody. this is the story of two putdown emo teenagers in a quest to find themselves and each other with a few twists on the way.


Chapter 1

I hate myself, I hate you, I hate the world!


Hinata laid in her bed staring solemnly at the ceiling she could just barly see the sun coming up from her little window off to the side of her.

she dreaded the coming morning of continued torture. she got up with a sigh walking out of her room/closet/cell to the kitchen three stories down she really just wanted to stay in bed and hide under the covers, but that would just make everything worse.

she had to have breakfast ready by the time the evil witchs awoke hinata had once lived with her not so adoring father and loving mother but when her mother passed her father dissapered leaving her with a woman and her two daughters.

hinata was to forever be their servant with no escape forseeable in the future. she arrived in the kitchen after a long trek down sprialing stairs she turned her second-hand MP3 player on and lost herself in one of her favorite songs: paradise lost by: hollywood undead as she made breakfast and started her neverending chore list.


Deidara was bored and as a price he should never be bored it was like a rule princes should always be entertained he thought with a grumble

"I'm bored! someone entertain me NOW!" he shouted

"shut it brat"the royal advisor a red head named sasori replied

"what the fuck sasori I'm the prince you can't say that shit" yelled deidara

" I can and I did brat get over it" said sasori not even sparing deidara a glance " now shut it or I'll do it for you" sasori walked away

"what the hell I'm the prince in this story stupid sasori" murmered deidara flopping down in a big comfy chair.

what bothered him most was sasori COULD say those things he was a powerful, and had given the king ,deidaras father, advise for many years and had continued to serve the family even when the king mysteriously died and his mother became ruler.

deidara happened to know sasori served his mother more that just advising actually everyone knew that the queen was having an affair with her advisor it wasn't exactly covered up so sasori was aloud to get away with alot of things deidara even suspected that sasori had killed the king, not that deidara cared anyways.

"weeeeeee" A guy in an orange swirly mask yelled and laughed as he skipped past deidara dodging attacks from a giant sword welding shark!

"you killed cherry you bastard!" shouted sharky refering to his late fish cherry

tobi laughed crazily and ran off shark man the boy wonder following after him deidara sweatdropped and wondered how he ever got mixed up with such people or things.

He shrugged deciding maybe a little fresh air would help maybe he could blow something or someone up yeah that would be fun he giggled crazily and rubbed his hands together picturing sasori blowing up little bloodiy chunks flying everywhere.

Then he pictured everyone else that annoyed him, which was like pretty much everyone in the entire world, blowing up into little bitty gory bites as he strolled out of the palace and into the forest taking the path into town.


ok so thats all for now i wrote it spontaneously and its unedited and really weird i kinda just felt like writing something insane and random. next chapter hinata and deidara meet and stuff happens like fruit, crazy hair, and random explosions oh and kisame gets a new fish any suggetions on a ridiculous name are welcome. oh and BTW I will only update after I get 5 REVIEWS! so if you want to find out things like who is hinata living with? who's queen? and other stuff. soooo yeah REVIEW!