An idea I had when listening to a song, which inspired this piece of work.

One-shot

Lumpy teaches the Happy Tree Friends how bad their world really is.

Sniffles and Lumpy were standing behind the curtain. The two were hosting a show for the Children of HTT, but Lumpy forgot his script. Sniffles pondered for a moment. He snaps his fingers and smiles, "I've got a great idea! Lumpy grab the extra script, I have the perfect invention for this situation!" He says running off. Lumpy looks around, and grabs a sheet of paper off the desk.

Sniffles wheels in a large screen and feeds the paper into a slot on the underside. "Alright Lumpy, just read what comes on screen!" Lumpy gives a thumbs up.

"On air in 3...2...1..." The director calls.

Lumpy dances on screen with Cuddles, Toothy, Petunia, Handy, Giggles, and Flaky as background dancers. "Well hiya kids!" he bellows, with a smile.

"Hi, Uncle Lumpy!" they reply, also with a smile.

"What's in the secret box today, Uncle Lumpy?" Giggles asks.

"Oh, well I don't know lets take a look and see!" He says.

"Horrah!" they cheer.

(Lumpy opens the box and the screen switches to play settings coming down around them. Puppets of A Thermometer, an illegal immigrant, and a 1990 Serbian soldier appear, and sing with Lumpy)

"Confrontation Immigration, Global Warming, Odds and Ends! "

"These are things we sing about with Uncle Lumpy and His friends!"

(A homeless man, Black panther, and Tutsi General appear on screen.)

"Starving places, Warring races, Crazy Nuts, and Genocide!"

"Each week he tells us stuff the other grown ups try to hide!"

"So come with Me!"

"For music and adventure!"

"You will See!"

"We'll ride the rainbow! You won't believe, the secrets he will show you!"

The dancers look into the box, and a grenade is thrown into an Israeli Bus

"'Cause the world is quite a fucked up place!"

BOOM!

(A terrorist begins shooting at the ground, and an anarchist with a dirty bomb pops up from nowhere)

"Terrorism, Anarchism, Armageddon, Odds and Ends!"

"These are things we sing about with Uncle Globey and his friends.

(The Dirty bomb, Anarchist, Serbian, Tutsi, thermometer, and random flowers emerge from the box and begin singing along with the dancers and Lumpy)

"Join us every week for fun with Uncle Globey and his friends!"

Cub and Pop were watching from their house. Pop slowly cups his hands over Cub's eyes, and shuts off the TV. "No more Tele for a while..." Cub poops his diaper.

"Cub make dirty bomb!" he giggles.

I'm scared that I pushed the line on this one, but it was a oneshot.

Based on 'Uncle Globey and His friends'. Lyrics were changed to avoid copy right infringement.

Review, but no flames.

Flamers will eat Cub's Dirty Bomb.

:)

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