Know your Xiaolin Stars

NOTE: I DON'T OWN XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN OR ALL THAT'S FAMOUS 'KNOW YOUR STARS' SHORT!

Read and enjoy, ya'll. I will try to make more chapters when I feel like I want to write.

The Italicized font is the evil voice.

Chapter One: Omi

Omi screams and stands on a stool while a squirrel chased him.

Omi: Go away, you big meanhead! Before I unleash the fearsome Tsunami Strike!

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…

Omi: Chase, is that you? Come out and show yourself!

Omi, he has a shrine of Kimiko in his closet.

Kimiko: You pervert piece of crap!

Kimiko shoots flames out of her hand. Omi screams and runs around in circles.

Omi: I don't, I tell you; the evil voice is lying to you! I spear!

Kimiko: Its 'I swear'.

Omi: How dare you!

Omi, he is a robot commanded by George W. Bush.

Omi: OMG AM I? HELP! HELP!

Bush: I looked through my list and checked it twice, and I don't see an OMIBOT 2000 anywhere.

Secret Service Guy: I'm hungry for some cake!

Secret Service Guy 2: Me too! Come on, Mr. President, there's cake in the Oval Office!

Bush: Oh boy! Cake!

OK… Weird… Omi, he hates Nintendo.

Omi: What's that?

HoldYourFire: OH HECK NO! I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR SHIN, YOU NINTENDO-HATER!!!

Omi: Tell me, what is this 'Nintendo' that you speak of!

HoldYourFire: NINTENDO LOVERS, UNITE!

An angry mob with shirts that have Mario on holding pitchforks and torches chase Omi.

Omi: Help! Help!

Now you know Omi, the Nintendo hater that has a Kimiko shrine and is a robot owned by George Bush.

Read and Review! Next Chapter is Raimundo.