Know your Xiaolin Stars
NOTE: I DON'T OWN XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN OR ALL THAT'S FAMOUS 'KNOW YOUR STARS' SHORT!
Read and enjoy, ya'll. I will try to make more chapters when I feel like I want to write.
The Italicized font is the evil voice.
Chapter One: Omi
Omi screams and stands on a stool while a squirrel chased him.
Omi: Go away, you big meanhead! Before I unleash the fearsome Tsunami Strike!
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…Omi: Chase, is that you? Come out and show yourself!
Omi, he has a shrine of Kimiko in his closet.
Kimiko: You pervert piece of crap!
Kimiko shoots flames out of her hand. Omi screams and runs around in circles.
Omi: I don't, I tell you; the evil voice is lying to you! I spear!
Kimiko: Its 'I swear'.
Omi: How dare you!
Omi, he is a robot commanded by George W. Bush.
Omi: OMG AM I? HELP! HELP!
Bush: I looked through my list and checked it twice, and I don't see an OMIBOT 2000 anywhere.
Secret Service Guy: I'm hungry for some cake!
Secret Service Guy 2: Me too! Come on, Mr. President, there's cake in the Oval Office!
Bush: Oh boy! Cake!
…OK… Weird… Omi, he hates Nintendo.
Omi: What's that?
HoldYourFire: OH HECK NO! I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR SHIN, YOU NINTENDO-HATER!!!
Omi: Tell me, what is this 'Nintendo' that you speak of!
HoldYourFire: NINTENDO LOVERS, UNITE!
An angry mob with shirts that have Mario on holding pitchforks and torches chase Omi.
Omi: Help! Help!
Now you know Omi, the Nintendo hater that has a Kimiko shrine and is a robot owned by George Bush.
Read and Review! Next Chapter is Raimundo.
