AN: Woah ok so I noticed the disgraceful lack of haughtyshipping here and decided to just write my own I guess? I just got a random word generator and chose whichever ones I liked. Sorry for any mistakes you may encounter,this is the first time I've written anything pretty much.

in the unlikely event that someone likes my writing or would like to critique it then reviews would be greatly appreciated

am i supposed to say i don't own pokespe because that should be obvious by now


1. Wedding

"No, you're not doing it right Missy! Have you even practiced? You've stepped on my toes 5 times already!"

"I beg your pardon Pearl? I have been dancing practically since birth! Maybe it is you who needs practice."

"WHAT? I choreographed this dance. I'm pretty sure I know all the steps. Unlike you of course."

A few meters away Gold and Crystal were looking at their bickering juniors with mild interest. Crystal felt a slight sense of deja vu while Gold sported a huge grin on his face.

"Hey juniors!" Gold shouted.

"Oh can you stop being such a sno- huh?" Both teens stopped their argument and turned towards their senior.

"When's the wedding?" he asked as he gleefully saw both of them widen their eyes and turn away from the other, red tinting their cheeks.

2. Privacy

Platina had never been a fan of PDA, pretty much the only thing she was comfortable doing was holding hands in public and maybe, maybe hugging (if she was in an exceptionally good mood). Pearl was actually a big fan of it, but he respected her wishes to wait until they were out of sight from the public eye.

He was such a tease though.

The slight brush of his arm against hers, the ghosting of his fingers on her face as he brushed her hair away while no one was looking. Every single move was so precisely calculated that nobody noticed (except her of course). She desperately wished they were in the privacy of her own room, she had to contain this sudden urge to run her hands through his hair as he nibbled on that one spot on her neck while she took his scarf off and...ah she's getting carried away again. She should really stop talking to Gold before he corrupts her completely.

3. Affair

You know it's wrong, oh so wrong. How you're breaching Diamond's trust like this, with his best friend out of all people. But you can't deny just how right this feels, his body pressed against yours so tight, his hands roaming all over your body and both of you gasping when you break off your heated kisses. You eventually end up on the bed, clothes discarded along the way. You hiss when he bites your neck and you have a slight hope that it leaves a mark so that Diamond may see and get angry or do at least do something.

You know you are slowly dying inside from the guilt and you want to finally act with your head instead of your heart just like old times and tell him nonono you can't do this anymore. You hate how everytime you look into his eyes you fall for him a little more. Now it's not just the fact that you won't stop, you can't stop.

So you don't.

4. Kiss

Their first kiss was an all around disaster. The first try consisted of them both closing their eyes and waiting for the other to take initiative. The second try was a good effort but he missed and accidentaly kissed her on the nose. By then both were blushing furiously and wanting to get over this already leaned in at the same time. It was awkward to say the least, their noses bumped against each other and their mouths were pressed together in a most uncomfortable way.

"I guess practise makes perfect." he said as he leaned in for another kiss.