#1 - Oompa Loompa

"Tuny," Lily said, before giggling, "Hee, Hee, Hee."

"What Lils," petunia said walking into the room.

"Oh…nothing." Petunia looked strangely at her younger sister before leaving the room. A few minutes later she passed a mirror. Her eyes widened.

Her hair was neon green, and her skin was neon orange.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M AN OOMPA LOOMPA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop/The great big greedy nincompoop/Augustus Gloop/So big and vile/So greedy, foul, and infantile

Listen close, and listen hard/The tale of Violet Beauregarde. /The dreadful girl she sees no wrong/Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long.

Veruca Salt, the little brute/Has just gone down the garbage chute/And She will meet as she descends/A rather different set of friends

Regarding little Mike Teevee/We very much regret that we/Shall simply have to wait and see/If we can get him back his height./But if we can't it serves him right.

WHERE ARE ALL THESE SONGS COMING FROM? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"