"Last time on Total Drama Action,"
"22 campers arrived onto the show, all trying to win a million dollars. There were friendships made, enemies gained, and alliances were broken. After tons of challenges, eliminations, and tears, Lindsay, the foxy yet ditzy blonde won the competition, with some help from her friends Ted and Ed. After this final challenge however, the campers were offered a chance at redemption, and had the oppurtunity to win 5 MILLION DOLLARS! Unfortunately, they failed miserably...But this year, all of the campers have a chance to win again. We're about to introduce the campers for this season that will be boarding a plane that has only one destination, to go across the globe!"
"Now, get into your seat, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a brand new season, on
TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD TOUR!"
...
"Now, last time we left off, you only knew our campers as low-lifes looking for fame...But now, we're ready to introduce the competitiors as...Not quite famous actors..."
A large cardboard box suddenly smashed through the runway gates, and then stopped right in front of Chris. Out of the box stepped a now dizzied Ed, Double D, Eddy, and Jonny.
"Introducing, from last season, Ed and Double D!"
"Hiya kids!" Ed said cheerfully as he waved at the camera.
"And brand new to the series, Eddy and my former intern, Jonny!"
"...And Plank! Don't forget Plank is a competitor!" Jonny exclaimed.
"...And Plank..." Chris grumbled.
*Confessional*
Chris: It amazes me that this kid is in Middle School...
*End confessional*
"Next up is..." Chris couldn't finish, because all of the sudden, the cardboard mass the Eds and Jonny used as transportation suddenly collasped, and out emerged Izzy, who then pounced onto Ed's back.
"That was fun! Can we do it again?" Izzy asked maniaclly. Ed laughed his trademark laugh and smiled.
"And a howdy-doo to you!" Ed laughed.
"...No introduction needed after that...Anyways, the next camper on this new season is..."
"ZIM!" A loud, scrawny voice exclaimed as a spaceship suddenly slammed into the pavement. All of the sudden, the familiar green alien popped out of the now smashed spaceship.
"ZIM IS NOW HERE!" Zim yelled triumphantly.
"...Yeah, Zim's back...Surprised?" Chris groaned.
*Confessional*
Zim: Mark my words human-stink, I WILL WIN!
*End confessional*
"Our next camper returning for this season is Mr. Blik!"
A red monster truck covertable burst through the wrecked remains of the runway gate, and stopped on a dime. Mr. Blik then jumped down with a pair of Coke-black sunglasses on.
"Hey Chris. How's the hair goin'?" Mr. Blik asked.
"Just fine. Glad some of these campers care..." Chris laughed.
*Confessional*
Mr. Blik: I'm not worrying about losing, because I KNOW I'll win! Everyone knows it!
*End confessional*
"Keeping with the talking pet pattern, another returning camper for this season is Brian Griffin!"
A red family sedan then slowly pulled up, and out walked Brian from the passenger seat.
"Just remember to not take a crap on the plane Brian!" Peter yelled from the driver's seat.
"Yeah, I'll be sure to remember that..." Brian muttered as he walked outside.
"Look at you Brian...All mature and grown up on a gameshow...You're more mature than that time Steve Carrell lost his virginity." Peter said through watery eyes.
"...Is that supposed to be a 40-Year Old Virgin reference?" Brian asked.
"Steve Carrell was in that movie?"
"Peter, he was the star...He was the face of the whole movie."
"Oh...SEE YA BRIAN!" Peter exclaimed as he sped off.
"Ignoring that discussion...Our next returning camper is Courtney!"
A yellow taxi slowly pulled up, but there was a minute of hesitation before Courtney and Heather both emerged from the taxi.
"I don't even know why I agreed to take the same taxi as you..." Courtney muttered.
"You're lucky I payed for the ride over!" Heather snapped.
"Next camper returning to the show is..."
"Yeah, yeah, the whole introduction. I've been through it twice McClean." Duncan grumbled as he walked past Chris.
"Spoil my fun, why don't ya?"
"Welcome the runner-up of TDI, and a returning cast member, Gwen AND Bridgette."
"We really needed another season?" Gwen asked.
"Yes, because I get payed more, and you get payed for your original contract."
As the two girls walked over with the rest of the group, Bridgette accidentally bumped into Edd.
"Oh, sorry." Bridgette said as she spun around.
"That's fine...Uh, what was your name?" Edd asked.
"Bridgette." Bridgette responded with a greetful smile. Edd smiled with a blush, and turned around to Ed.
*Confessional*
Edd: I'm afraid my accidents leading to females is becoming quite...Prone.
*End confessional*
"Introducing the cast member that was 3rd in TDA...Ted!"
Everyone groaned (Except Ed) as a plume of smoke came from the air, and Ted landed with a smug grin on his face.
"Hey everyone. Nice to see you all missed me." Ted laughed.
"And now, introducing the winner of last season, Lindsay!"
A red limo drove right over to Ted, and out stepped Lindsay, who was dressed in her normal clothing as always.
"...Hi Tim!" Lindsay greeted brightly to Ted. Ted's smile slowly disappeared, and his face went to a lowly fair face.
"Well, I'd say it's time to begin our journey across the world, huh?" Chris asked. Just as the 15 campers were ready to board, a yell echoed through the runway near the plane.
"WAIT!"
Chris turned around, to see the small, scrawny form of Flapjack running toward the plane.
"I thought we told you, we're not letting you join this season! We'd already had enough when your whale decided to leave waste at the docks last season!" Chris yelled.
"But I want to win this season..." Flapjack said lowly. Chris rolled his eyes at Flapjack, who now had a pleading look on his face.
"Err...Hmm...FINE! But your big huge whale better not come within 500 feet of us." Chris yelled.
"ADVENTURE!" Flapjack cheered as he ran onto the plane.
*Confessional*
Gwen: Poor kid doesn't realized he entered another deathtrap...
*End confessional*
...
8 hours later...
The now 16 campers were all sitting inside a run-down looking room that stretched along about 20 feet to the back of the plane.
"As you all know, we're going to be travelling the world this season, which means we'll be taking a plane as transportation." Chris announced.
"Really, I though this was a boat." Brian said sarcastically. This got a few chuckles, but not from Chris.
"Anyways, this is where the losing teams will be staying after each challenge. Basically, as long as you stay in first, you won't have to sit back here." Chris continued. Chris walked forward, and the seating arrangements suddenly changed, and the plane had a Ritz-ed out look.
"This is where the winning teams will stay...I can tell from your mouths that you will want to win each time..." Chris laughed as everyone's mouths dropped from the look of the place.
"Now, another new thing to the season is this..." Chris began, as a bell suddenly went off in the background.
"What was that?" Brian asked.
"Every time that bell sounds, you'll have to break into a musical number. Anybody who doesn't sing will be automatically eliminated from the competition." Chris explained.
"In fact, let's get a music number...Right now!"
Everyone glanced at each other, until Flapjack took and deep breath and began singing.
When I signed up for a gameshow, I thought it would be fun!
Brian stared at Flapjack in question, and then he breathed in and began to join in.
But so far, it's only been a son of a-
Ed giggled and then joined in as well, only off-key.
RICH! That's what I want to be!
The world looks new to me, when I'm not at sea!
By this point, everyone began joining in.
Now we're flying in a rundown, joke of a plane!
I'd much rather be travelling in a car, pelted by the rain!
When I get rich, I want my fame to never fall!
When I get rich, I want to be owning the mall!
If singing in a plane means winning a million dollars and fame,
I'm one hundred and fifty percent...GAMEEEEEE!
The cast finished off the song, and Chris laughed.
"You'd better get used to that...Because you're going to be doing that every episode..." Chris laughed. Everyone groaned, and tried to find a seat. Edd, who couldn't exactly find a seat, was grabbed by Ed and was seated on the one eyebrowed lump.
"Like a carseat in a freeway accident, Double D." Ed laughed. Edd calmly slipped three slips of toilet paper under his bottom to block his rump from being dirtied...Why he had toilet paper in his pocket, who knows?
"Now that you're filled in and all ready to go...Bye!" Chris said, as he pulled out a remote with a large, red button on it.
"...What's that remote do?" Courtney asked nervously.
"Glad you asked...It opens up the floor from under you...We're about to land in Germany..." Chris laughed. One click of the button, and the floor drew open from all the 16 teens, and everyone went plummeting down through the sky.
"THIS IS SO STUPID!" Eddy screamed as he clung onto Edd neck as everyone began falling through the thick clouds above Germany.
"Have fun! Hopefully you land softly!" Chris yelled from the plane above in a strangely sadistic voice.
...
A/N: YES, TIME FOR A BRAND NEW SEASON!
(A/N(2): YES, Bridgette will be playing a part in the season...Most likely as Edd's love interest...)
