Notes- I DO own Tsuki (me), Charm and Psi. I do NOT own the Saiyuki cast and the purple dinos. I own that jitsu too! Don't steal please!

Hi, first chapter! It all starts with a purple dino! - The jitsu was mainly my brother's idea! Thanks to him! Yeah, brother, I hate you too. Hope you enjoy this! Please comment!


I sighed, another summer day, err, the third day of summer. I crawled to the computer, lazy as ever, the summer heat boiling me. I logged onto MSN. No one was on except my American friend.

"Hey" I used my speaker.

"What's up?" he asked.

"SOOOO FREAKING HOT!!" I cried.

"Get off your lazy ass and do something!"

"But…I did everything already…" I sighed.

"Well, Tsuki, what did you do?" he knew me well and was sort of afraid to ask.

"I went hyper, hung out with friends, had a seven hour chat with seven people, ate a carton of napoleon ice cream with my friends had a horror movie marathon" I grinned.

"Don't leave out the details…"

"Crashed, tripped, annoyed, tricked, beaten" I sighed.

"Anyways, go to go, see ya" he logged off.

Sighing, I decided to cool down in the basement. I stared at my basement than sat by the Christmas tree. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree…. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gawked at a doorway, which had appeared in my basement. COOL! I opened it and stepped inside…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIYYYYEEEEEEEEE" I found myself falling from the sky. I somehow somersaulted midair tripped (somehow on air…) and landed on something soft. Than my bad (amazingly here…) fell on my head. "Almost perfect landing…" I muttered to myself.

"Owchies" I muttered to myself.

"Well, hi" a guy with dark hair, green eyes smiled, he was driving a jeep, "My name is Cho Hakkai"

"Ummmm… Where am I?" I asked.

"Shangri-La" a blond priest with droopy eyes said…WAIT ONE DARN MINUTE! Isn't that guy a Sanzo?!?! I watch Saiyuki (plus I read it), if I am correct his name is Genjyo Sanzo… Plus he is SMOKING!!!

"AHHHH!! ME HEALTH!! IT'S RUINED BECAUSE OF THAT EVIL CIGGERETTE!!" I had a dramatic moment…

"Can you please get off me…" a muffled voice said…must be Gojyo. Sanzo was speechless but I think I saw his eye twitch and a vein pop…

"Sorry!" I apologized.

"That's okay, got any plan tonight?" he grinned, his red hair was tangled.

"GO TO HELL! BURRRNNNN!!!" I smashed his head with cracking force. "MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER!"

We did introductions. They agreed to let me stay.

"I'm hungry!" Goku cried, so typical…

"Hmmm I wonder…" I scavenged through my bag… AH HAH! I took out a Kit Kat bar. I held it above my head Kink version, the background shined and my Kit Kat seemed to glow. "EUREKA!" I ripped it open, chipping off a piece and placed it in my mouth. "Yumies" I said as I sucked on my chocolate.

"What's that? Does it taste good?" Goku asked.

"It's chocolate! Of course it's good! Wanna some?" I chipped off a piece for him, I watched as his mouth watered as he sucked on it.

"It's goooooooddd!" he grinned.

"Of course it is! How can you doubt the power of…CHOCOLATE?!?!" I exclaimed as everyone's eyebrows cocked up…okay maybe a little over dramatic. I felt a giant sweatdrop appear on the back of my head.

"It's yummy in my tummy! I never had chocolate before!" Goku told me.

"NO CHOCOLATE?!?!" I gawked as I fell on the ground with a soul over my mouth.

"Silence in the back" Sanzo popped another vein…

"Where are you guys going?" I asked.

"North, we have to find someone" Gojyo stretched his legs in the jeep.

"Bummer, I bet that sucks" I said. Wasn't this 'Journey to the West?'…

" Hmm, where are you headin'?" Hakkai asked.

"Don't know, actually to admit it, I'm kinda lost and bored. Plus I never set foot in this world since today" I confessed.

"Never?" Goku stared at me.

"Yeah, so I'm technically lost" I grinned sheepishly. Something rang in my backpack. My cell phone… "'Scuse me a sec" I answered my phone.

"Where are you, Tsuki???" Naito the traveller (my beast friend/enemy) said.

"Far from home" I answered "Really far from home"

"Where. Are. You." Naito's voice stiffened.

"Shangri-La" I nearly whispered.

Naito heaved out a huge sigh, "There is seriously no dull moment with you…I'm not even gonna ask you how you got there. I'll be there A.S.A.P.," he muttered than added "Try not to go all fangirl on Goku" Naito hung up quickly, smart move… Yes I happen to like Goku VERY much…

"What is that?" everyone stared at my cellphone.

"It's a cellphone…you see, there are actually more worlds than you think. My world doesn't have Youkai and I don't know how to go back… plus I was kinda hoping that I would have an adventure a few minutes ago or so…" I explained to them.

"Sorry to interrupt but it seems like we have a guest…" Hakkai smiled and Gojyo, Goku and I thought the same thing, scary…

"I wonder who could it- AHHHHHHHH!!! NOOO I-IT'S BARNEY!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!" I cried as I spotted the purple dinosaur. The rest of us cocked their eyebrows… okay maybe that was a LITLLE too dramatic, once again.

"Barney?" Gojyo stared at the dinosaur.

"He is EVIL!!!! Trust me… He feeds young children minds with trash! He forever haunts my childhood…" I told them.

"That means we kill him," Gojyo said.

"Die" Sanzo shot at him but…BARNEY DODGED IT?!?!?

"Now, now, kids, be good…" Barney's eyes clouded over, "or else"

"Oh my dog! Wait a minute I don't have a dog…but still BARNEY CAN DODGE?" I shouted.

"I can do more than that…Taste this! Barney style summon jitsu RABID CANDY-CRAZED KIDS!" Barney shouted as we stared.

"ATTACK THE PURPLE ONE!" I yelled.

"You said it!" Goku grinned as we dodged the kids.

"I KNOW!" a plan unwrapped in my head "Stall them for awhile!" I digged through my backpack. AH HAH! "HEY KIDS! FOLLOW THIS!" I threw the candy bar far away. The rabid kids followed.

"Try to help!" Gojyo grumbled. I sighed…wait a minute…

"I don't know how to fight!" I said. Everyone fell with a thud. Barney smiled evilly and targeted me. I held up my arms blocking me face, expecting a hit. It never came…

"You aren't suppose to attack innocent gals, you jerk" a guy with spiky green hair said, a ragged edge blade blocked Barney's blow. His arms were wrapped around me, the emerald sword of his in my face. He looked like an angel to admit even with his wicked earrings.

"Yeah, man, not cool!" said a guy with purple hair (he was short…and looked rather old with raccoon eyes…).

"Hmph! We shall meet again!" Barney disappeared with a puff of smoke, pushing the green haired boy and I down.

"Owchies…" I groaned.

"Are you okay?" the green haired boy pulled me up.

"Yeah" I grinned "Thanks! My name is Tsuki, Tsuki Hanone"

"I'm Psi and he's-" the purple haired boy began.

"I'm Charm, Charm the space pyrite that is" He grinned.

"Ummmm… What's a space pyrite?" I asked, the two newcomers fell on the floor with a thud. A huge sweatdrop appeared on the back of my head.

"You seriously don't know?" Charm stared at me for a second than sighed, "Well space pyrites are really just pyrites that do their thing in space"

"Oh! Sorry I'm so stupid" I laughed sheepishly.

"I'm hungry!" Goku's trademark line was called out…by Psi…

"That's my line!!!" Goku growled.

"Ooohhh fight!" Gojyo laughed than added, "Monkey butt"

"All of you shut up" Sanzo used his fan to hit Psi, Goku, and Gojyo.

"What was that for?!? Ass face?!" Gojyo received another hit.

"Yes! I didn't get hit!" I smiled. The ones who did get hit glared at me. Their dark auras covered the area. "Erg!"

They finally decided to let Charm and Psi to stay with us.

"Where are we headin'" Psi asked. Hakkai was driving, Sanzo sat up front too. Gojyo, Goku, Psi and Charm were crammed at the back. I laid on their laps. We were so cramped…actually I wasn't along with Hakkai and Sanzo. Eh heh…

"North, we have to find a certain someone and I think all our answers lay there too. The answer to the worlds opening might be there too" Sanzo said.

"I think we are gonna be together for awhile…" I sighed. My cell rang out. "Hello, Naito?" I answered it.

"I can't enter Shangri-La! But all I can tell you is that all kinds of people from different worlds are coming. Total chaos will be the result. TSUKI! You have to prevent it!" Naito said very quickly.

"While YOU sit on your stinkin' ass while I am gonna work my butt off?" I complained.

"I wish, being a time and world travelled and all, I have to help guide you. I'm gonna be your home base. I gotta help you on the outside." He sighed.

"Okay but you're my partner. If I screw up all the worlds…and get blamed…YOU'RE coming with me!" I laughed.

"Fine…check your laptop, I'll send you some info if I can dig up some. Plus did you see that sad chain email?" Naito and I discussed for a while and we both hung up. It was getting late. I stared at the stars. Everyone was asleep, since we stopped to camp out. I heard a trig snap nearby. My head jerked at the sound.

"It's just me," Charm said, sitting beside me, "The stars are pretty"

"Yeah, I couldn't really see them when I was home. Hey! There's Cassiopeia!" I pointed at a group of stars.

"From where I'm from that's the pyrite's crown. How do you know about stars?" Charm smiled, he looked so- so angelic…

"Grade six science… I didn't do very well on that subject. But I did love doing it. I remember seeing how my horoscope character looked like" I gave him a small smile.

"I never did go to school, but I liked studying in my ship's library…I was born on July 20, how 'bout you?" he asked.

"June 15" I closed my eyes.

"Oh! You're a Gemini," I felt my eyes grow heavier, "I'm a Leo so it seems that we are…." I fell asleep than.

"Wake up!" Goku shook me awake.

"What up?" I rubbed me eyes, yawning.

"We're going" We drove off, everyone eating except for me.

"Ow…" I said quietly as my stomach hurt. Goku and Gojyo were bickering again, while Sanzo was threatening them. Psi and Charm were laughing at the scene. I reached into my bag…rummaging through it. What they hay?! What was orange juice doing in here? I HATE orange juice… I looked through me bag again…oh well it was the only thing. I gulped it down. Owww…my stomach hurt twice as much. "Owww…"

"Tsuki, are you okay?" Charm was first to notice…he was avoiding eye contact since last night…

"My stomach hurts…" I groaned.

"What did you eat today?" Psi pitched in.

"Ummm…nothing except orange juice," I confessed.

"IDIOT! You aren't supposed to drink orange juice on an empty stomach!!! Oranges have dissolving acids! That's why you aren't even suppose to eat too much of them either" Psi sighed at me stupidity.

"No one told me about that…actually someone did but I guess I kinda forgot…" I groaned as pain rippled in my stomach.

"Let's find somewhere to rest and eat, there's a town up ahead and I'm kinda hungry too" Hakkai said.

"Have you learn your lesson now?" Charm asked me while the others were arguing.

"Yeah" I smiled at him.

"Don't ya dare do that, again! You really worried me there!" Charm lectured.

"Oh, I'm sorry for worrying you, Charm" I apologized and gave him one of my best apologetic smiles.

"I guess our adventure is just beginning" He sighed.

"Hmm" I agreed with him.

"It isn't hard now but when this is all over…we all have to return back to our worlds…and you know what that means…" he kinda broke off.

"I know…but let's just think about now…" I snuggled into his jacket, his warm arms around me, pulling me closer to him. We never wanted that point to come but knew it would.


Notes- How do you like the first chapter? Please leave some comments so I can get better! - i hope you enjoyed it! now to work on chapter 2.. X.X plus that orange juice really did happen... it happened today...thats how i had time to write this heh heh... Yeah and it HURT! sniffle... cya chapter 2, hopefully?

-Tsuki Hanone