Description: my friend made up a crazy idea of why Meta Knight knows so much about Kirby, so here it is, extended of course. HUMOR AND OCCNESS MAY OCCUR!
(OFF set.)
Pumpkinbutter101 (me.): Is everyone ready?
Meta Knight: yes, but, why do I have to do this again?
Pumpkinbutter101: because I'm holding your candy jar hostage, oh, and I want to make my friend laugh like the way she made me when she told me of this crazy idea. That makes me sound more human so let's go with that.
Kirby: poyo?
Pumpkinbutter101: yes Kirby. Poyo.
Meta Knight: you're insane.
Pumpkinbutter101: I know.
King Dedorkde: I'm hea!
Escargoon: What a fail at an accent.
King Dedorkde and I: SHUT UP!
Tiff: just get on with it already!
Tuff: why did you agree to this Tiff?
Tiff: 'cause there's no harm in it, not that I know of. (Glares at King Dedorkde.)
King Dedorkde: (eyes shift,) I don't get a monstea EVERY time!
Pumpkinbutter101: action!
(ON set, take one.)
(Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade enter the castle. A watch goes off.)
Sword and Blade: umm…Line?
(OFF set.)
Pumpkinbutter101: and…cut. Really you guys? We practiced all month!
Sword: it was Blade's fault! He tore up the script!
Blade: you're the one who came up with the wise idea to put the in the soup bowl!
Pumpkinbutter101: Dedorkde. Mallet.
King Dedorkde: (hits Sword and Blade with mallet.)
Tiff, Tuff, Escargoon, and Meta Knight: you're all idiots.
Kirby: po~yo. (Nods.)
Pumpkinbutter101: take…two, action!
(ON set, take two.)
(Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade enter the castle. A watch goes off.)
Sword and Blade: lunch break! (Runs off with no clue.)
Meta Knight: (mysteriously disappears into side room no one knew existed until now.)
(The screen that King Dedorkde talks to that Nightmare Enterprises guy through appears and turns on.)
NME (OMG main bad guy holy fudge.:) (Darth Vader voice:) –loud mumbling-
Meta Knight: wait, so I have to talk with the main bad guy, a big plot character, at the beginning of the episode?
(OFF set.)
Pumpkinbutter101: CUT! Yes, you do, acti-
Ecargoon: I'm telling you sire, you ARE NOT GOING TO SING!
Tiff: what are they doing?
Pumpkinbutter101: wish I knew, action!
(ON set, take three.)
(Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade enter the castle. A watch goes off.)
Sword and Blade: lunch break! (Runs off with no clue.)
Meta Knight: (mysteriously disappears into side room no one knew existed until now.)
(The screen that King Dedorkde talks to that Nightmare Enterprises guy through appears and turns on.)
NME (OMG main bad guy holy fudge.:) (Darth Vader voice:) –loud mumbling-
(Camera goes to Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff, who are outside.)
Kirby: poyoyoyo, (chasing a butterfly.)
Tiff: Kirby, its just a butterfly.
Tuff: he's too stupid to not be bored by anything. (Uses Kirby as a soccer ball.)
Tiff: CUT! Seriously, Tuff?
(OFF set.)
Pumpkinbutter101: first of all, I'm the one who says cut around here. CUT! Second, it's in the script.
Tiff: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? (Attacks.)
Pumpkinbutter101: mallet!
King Dedorkde: (throws mallet at Kirby.)
Kirby: (inhales mallet and transforms.)
Meta Knight: he is now Mallet Kirby.
Pumpkinbutter101: KING DUMBIDIOTDORK I MEANT THORW IT TO ME! And Meta Knight do you have to say what Kirby has transformed into every time?
Meta Knight: yes.
Escargoon: I guess that's the end of the first chapter.
OMG I had sooo much fun writing this, there shall be more chapters. Please review!
