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BEEP BEEP BEEP...BANG! A hand coiled back into its' warm lair of warmth and fluffiness, before her second-back-up-Holy-shit-you-really-need-to-get-up-before-....too late.

"Damn it Rini! Get up! You're late for you new school, and I'll be damned if your new principle calls me to report your 'Negative Behavior' like last week.", my ugly, spawn of Satan mother cackled.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, now get out you damn hasha.", I mumbled, sliding off my bed and crawling to my replica of a piece of crap dresser.

"What to wear, what to wear?", I questioned my sleeping brain, I couldn't really stand to open my eyes for more than 2 minutes, so I picked randomly, YAY!

The random-ness just so happened to be my Owl City rain t-shirt and pretty white Tripp skinny jeans. 'Aww, damn I look adorable.' I thought, trying to kill a yawn-monster.

Jumping out of my room and down the hall, while trying to put my silver Vans on, I glanced at my Yo Gabba Gabba watch to see that my moth- *COUGH COUGH* spawn of Satan was correcto-mundo. I was late, but like only 5 minutes! But whatev!

I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a purple Monster *drool* and ran out the door, tossling my bed hair and screaming "Sayonara!" to my moth- DAMN IT- spawn of Satan.

Not really paying attention, I accidently ran into a walking Lollipop dude. "OH MY FRICKIN' GAWD! I'm ssooooo sorry, like no JK dude, no. J. K!", I anime-cried.

"Oh, Tobi's okay, no need to get excited.", the real life Wolly Wonka, now to be called Tobi, chuckled.

"Hmm, kay, then I'm not sorry.", I smiled, then threw my hand out in front of me. "I'm Rini by the way. Nice to meet you Tobi."

Tobi nodded his head and laughed again. "Nice to meet you too. Are you going to that new high school that just opened?"

I nodded my head with a grimaced expression, and then took a good look at Tobster. He was wearing some regular black slip-ons, orange and black checkered skinny jeans, an orange fishnet shirt, and a short sleeved black tee over it. To top that off, he wore a lollipop looking mask on the left side of his head.

I would've been rude and asked him without hesitation, but I really didn't want to get in a fight at 7 in the morning.

"Well then, lets go, ne?", he..grinned?

I smirked and tagged him on the shoulder then took off running, shouting over my shoulder, "YOU'RE IT!!".

He started running after me, too bad for the guy. I feel bad that I was alot faster than him. So I decided to slow down a little bit, to look over my shoulder and see that he had jumped into the air to destroy me with a "Mega-holy-flying-fucking-shit-jesus glomp".

"HA!! Tobi got you Rini!", he stood in a victory stance, "Rini? OH MY CARAMEL COVERED TITIES!! I THINK I KILLED HER!"

"No you didn't. Just get off okay??"

I, somehow, heard him nod, and began breathing humanly again when his fat-ass was off.

After dusting myself off, we continued the last few yards to the school. School, the biggest form of hell for a teenager.

"OOH! Would Rini like to meet Tobi's best friends?!", I didn't see why not, so I agreed.

We walked into the building that reeked like hell, to the office to pick up my shedule *purposebly spellt wrong*, and then to what I think must've have been Homeroom.

When we entered the room of a perverted number, 83, I met eyes with about ooh, 9 people.

"Tobi, who the hella is this?!", some wanna be Grandpa-meets-albino screeched.

"Yeah Tobi, you know what Pein said about this last time! Un!", some transy whined.

Then I met eyes with the blonde. "OMG!! YOU LOOK LIKE BARBIE!", I yelled as I glomp him/her, and some red-head midget. "I think I call you Barbie, and you Annie.", I whispered through fake tears, while patting the red head on the head.

I was pushed off, rudely, and heard a reply of "I think NOT!".

"Alright, whatev. Oh soo,,,I'm Rini. Sorry I had Monster for breakfast.", I didn't really pay attention to anything because I started day-dreaming about my sex drink in a can, mmm.. the flavor, the fizz! It was like an ORGASMIC CONCERT WITH PIXI STICKS!

"Rini? RINI!", I shook my head and saw that all the people were staring at me. "Sorry.", I coughed.

"It's cool, so I'm Deidara, un. And I'm a boy.", Barbie said matter of factly.

"I'm Sasori, NOT ANNIE!", the Wendy's girl said.

"I'm Kisame,", the blue hair/skinned bouncer said, "and this is Itachi. He doen't talk much.", I waved at the guy sitting right next to 'Kisame', smiling when he waved back.

"I'm Konan! Oh, I HOPE you stay in this group, I hate being the only girl.", the blue-nette clapped happily.

"Oh, you can bet. I like you guys already!"

"I'm fucking Hidan, and the fucking bitch next to me is fucking Kakuzu.", Grandpa said, then pointed to the zombie wanna be.

"Oh, you guys are so cute! Just like my Living Dead Dolls.", I pinched on of each of their cheeks, and laughed at their death glares.

"I'm Zetsu, just a quick fact, I'm schizo. So, hope you don't mind.", a guy with green hair mumbled. Aw, I felt bad cause half of his body look a couple shades darker, while the other side was like 3 shades lighter.

"I'm sure I'll still love ya the same.", I smiled gently, patting his hand, making him and Tobi laugh a little.

"Now, last but not least. ME! I'M PEIN! WELCOME TO THE AKATSUKI!", the metal-detector-murderer went into a victory pose. I cheered back and high-fived him.

"SWEET! Erm...so what are we gonna dooo?", I leaned forward and back on my feet, while taking in everyone's styles.

Deidara, I noticed, had a fringe and the longest fucking guy hair I'd ever seen! He was wearing a t-shirt with an old cartoon bomb that said art, and looked like it was about to explode, along some paint splattered denim skinnies and vans with little bombs on it.

'Annie', Sasori, or 'Lord-who-has-a-stick-up-his-pooper', as I'll call him now, had a vintage Pinacchio t-shirt on with faded/distressed boyfriend jeans and plain brown Tom shoes.

Hidan, Grandpa, was wearing a white short sleeve with little multiple Jashin symbols scattered all over it. I looked down and noticed he would've been wearing just plain denim skinnies, but I guess he went D.Y.I. crazy and cut the shit out of them, then saw he had plaid steel toed boots.

Kakuzu, I will call you Scarface, was wearing a black tank top, grey arm-warmers, black skinnies, and black slip-ons. 'I'ma give you a make-over.', I thought in a sing-song voice.

Kisame..hmm I think I'll call him Gill. HA! He had on a sky blue Fred t-shirt and black boot-cut jeans with some Tripp boots.

I couldn't think of a name for Itachi, so I'll just call him that. The blackette had a Dethklok, HEY I CALL HIM NATHAN! Well he had on a Dethklok t-shirt, red and black Tripp pants, mm chains, and some red Tripp boots.

Konan, umm..hm....I shall call her Nana! The only other female was sporting, I'm guessing, her live-long obsession; Hello Kitty. She had on a Hello Kitty baby-doll tee, pink zebra striped skinnies, and Hello Kitty vans on. 'AWW she's so kawaii!', I smiled.

Zetsu, I'm going to call him HJ, for Hyde and Jeykel! He was in a plain black short sleeve, plain black jeans, that hung on his plain black Toms. 'I'm so taking him shopping.', I promised myself.

Finally but not sadly; Pein, who was in a Misadventures of Flapjack tee, distressed boyfriend jeans, and leather sandals.

"EWWW! I SEE SKIN DISEASE!", I cried loudly, pretending to tear my eyes out.

When I finished and calmed down, I recieved blank stares, until Grandpa broke the silence with "WHAT THE HELL!", Oh yes this was going to be a great day.

Until, I saw HIM!

"Rin-Rin, I didn't expect you to be at the same school with me. Again!", the silhouette smirked, I didn't even have to see his face to know he was smirking.

"Haha, you dumb bubble bitch. What are you doing here...KAIDA!"

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