Warning: Lime-ish, fluffy, yaoi, lemon later...
Pairings: KakaxIru
Disclaimer: Same ol', same ol'
AN: I LOVE THIS PAIRING!!!! Yes, I'd like to thank KakashiLvr, who inspired me...Also, I have no clue if there is an ocean near Konoha, but let's all use our imagination and say it's right next to that big cliff with the faces of the Hokage carved into it. Ok?
"A" = speech
A = thoughts
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{A = authors notes on story
[A] = authors notes
&A& = flashback
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Dolphins Are Supposed To SwimChapter 1.
Iruka sat on the railing right above the Hokage cliff face, staring at the brilliantly glowing stars. He pointed out to himself the Libra and Aquarius constellations, before his mind strayed off. He always went to the Hokage cliff when he was down, since it helped clear his mind. For some reason, knowing that the Hokages that have longed since passed were looking over him, he felt instantly relieved...secure even. He had had a particularly bad day this morning at the academy...
&Flashback&
"Kakashi!!!!! You are a worthy opponent, but you are no match for true love!!!!!!!"
Iruka nearly jumped out the open window as he heard Gai's booming voice coming from the hallway. And wherever there's a Gai, there's a certain one- eyed scarecrow...He twitched. For some odd reason Kakashi had this sick pleasure in seeing him incredibly flustered, and as of late it had gotten worse. He swerved his head around as the door to his classroom burst open, and in jumped Kakashi with Gai hot on his tail.
"Sinister fiend!! I shall put an end to your perverted ways!! You have tainted my pure eyes for far too long!!!" He said, dramatically posing (again). Kakashi just shrugged, while taking out his favorite book.
"Did you just say something?"
"Your insults may be hip, but no one can defeat me when it comes to matters of the heart!! HE WILL BE MINE!!!! [AN: Hint, hint] "he said dramatically posing, but with a rose placed delicately between his teeth this time.
"Isn't that poison ivy?" Gai proceeded to spit it out, clutching at his throat.
"Demonic creature!!! My mouth is ruined!!!!!" Iruka twitched again.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE FIGHTING, TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!" he said angrily, pointing at the door. Kakashi slinked over, not bothering to take Iruka's personal space into consideration.
"You're just saying that so you can go make out with one of the student teachers the minute we set foot out that door." Iruka's mouth dropped 3 feet and he blushed insanely, the scar across the bridge of his nose barely visible.
"ARE YOU INSANE??!!" Kakashi's lone visible eye curved.
"Nope, just stating the truth. I bet you do some naughty things in here...like this stain on the floor for instance..." Iruka was beyond blushing now, not to mention furious. He stomped out, not even bothering to step over Gai who had fainted quite some time ago.
&End Flashback&
Iruka sighed. Why does he always pick on me...he thought dejectedly to himself, but was interrupted by a resounding gurgle coming from the depths of his stomach. He chuckled sheepishly to himself. I guess I was hungrier than I thought...He stood up completely on the railing, and stretched. He felt his spine crack, and he sighed again. He was only 23 [AN: I'm not sure if Iruka's really 23...just go along with it] and he was already starting to feel like a crippled old man. His eyes suddenly widened as he felt someone's hot breathe on his neck, and a soft wet tongue lick a trail up it, finally reaching his earlobe, nibbling and kissing it softly as he involuntarily shivered and moaned (to his extreme displeasure). He swerved around, about to give the person a piece of his mind, but the railing was wetter than he thought due to rain the previous night. His foot slipped, and he vainly tried to grab something, only to come up with thin air. It was as if his mind was cut off from his body as he felt himself fall over the railing and down the cliff face. He started plummeting faster and faster down the side of the mountain, the wind rushing past him and cutting into his body. He dazedly caught a glimpse of silver as he hit the surface and was swallowed up by the sea.
When Iruka hit the surface he gasped, only to get a mouth full of water. It was freezing, and it didn't help that he fell a great distance. The faces of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and everyone else he was in contact with flashed before his eyes as he sunk deeper and deeper. I'm sorry Naruto, for not being able to see you become Hokage...I'm sorry Sasuke, for not being able to see you finally defeat Itachi...I'm sorry Sakura, for not being able to see you grow up into beautiful young woman, and finally marry someone that truly loves you...I'm sorry Kakashi...for not...being able...to get...to know you better... Kakashi...Kakashi...I'm so sorry Kakashi...I'm sorry...he vaguely thought, as he slowly fell into unconsciousness. Far away, he swore he saw a strangely familiar shadow swimming towards him, grabbing his wrist, as he fully gave himself up to the darkness.
AN: Huggles Iruka plushie I'm so sorry!!!!....sniff...
