I just thought it would be funny...AUish, OOCish.


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Yuan ran as fast as his half-elven legs would carry him, panting and wide-eyed at the horror that

pursued him. The angel hadn't been this terrified since Mithos had caught him kissing Martel, and

boy was that an event...

"Come on...come on..." he panted, hoping to escape.

But he knew it was too late, as the shadow of his pursuer became visible before him. With a yelp

he ran faster and unwittingly ran into a dead-end. Panicking, he attempted to take out his wings...

"Yuan!"

"OH NO!!" he cried, knowing he was doomed.

The shadowy figure lit up, revealing a bizarre sight. Kratos SMILING.

"Did I show you Lloyd's baby pictures?" he asked.

Yuan screamed like a little girl, "NO! PLEASE NO!"

"I didn't? Then let me show you! See? Here's a picture of him eating oatmeal-"

Yuan took out his wings and flew away as fast as he could.

"And this is a picture of him smiling-...Yuan? Hm...I wonder where he went-?"

"Kratos." a voice snapped. "I need you to-"

"Mithos!" Kratos smiled. "Did I show you Lloyd's baby pictures?"

"I- ...what?" Mithos blinked.

Kratos shoved the photo album into his boss' face, pointing at pictures.

"Here's a picture of Lloyd laughing, and here's a picture of Lloyd sneezing, and-"

"AAAHHHHH!!!!"

Mithos warped away, leaving Kratos alone again.

"..." he shrugged. "Oh well...I-"

"Lord Kratos! I-!"

"Pronyma! Did I show you Lloyd's baby pictures?"

"Baby...pictures...?" the woman paled, looking horrified.

"Yes! See? Here's one of Lloyd picking flowers, and here's one of him petting Noishe-"

"I think Lord Yggdrasill's calling me!!!"

Pronyma warped away.

"...Why doesn't anyone want to see the pictures...?" Kratos wondered.

"Daddy!"

Kratos turned to see a toddler Lloyd riding towad him on Noishe.

"Daddy! Whatcha doin'?" he asked. "Uncle Yuan and Uncle Mifos said you's is being 'crazy'."

"What? I most certaintly am not." Kratos huffed.

"Oh, okay!" Lloyd smiled.

Kratos smiled, "Oh! I should take a picture of this!"

"Huh-?"

Kratos took a camera and took a picture of Lloyd riding Noishe.

"Another one to add to the 'Lloyd and Noishe' section!" he grinned.

"...Daddy...you's is startin' to scare me..." Lloyd whimpered.

FLASH!

"Another one for the 'Lloyd is scared' section!"

"UNCLE YUAN! DADDY'S SCARIN' MEEE!!!!"

Flash!

"Another one for the-!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF MARTEL, KRATOS! LEAVE THE KID ALONE!!!" Yuan shouted.

Kratos huffed, reluctantly putting the camera away.

"Fine then." he stated.

"Sheesh, Kratos..." Yuan groaned. "I mean, I knew you were crazy when you asked Mithos if

you could bring Lloyd here, but to go around with those pictures...?"

"..." Kratos glared.

"Daddy! I's hungry!" Lloyd whined.

Kratos sighed, "All right, Lloyd, let's go get something to eat..."

"Yay!" Lloyd grinned.

Kratos' eye twitched and his hand reached for the camera.

"DON'T. EVEN. TRY IT!" Yuan roared.

"..."

Kratos took the camera and took a picture of Lloyd.

"KRATOS-!!!"

"Want to see the picture I just took of Lloyd?!" Kratos asked.

"AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why is Uncle Yuan mad?"

Short, I know...but it seems cute to me. Lol. Review please?