Funny little song I wrote in the "Weird Al" style about Laura Roslin being president on BSG. To the tune of "My Baby Love Me" by Martina McBride.
Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the BSG characters.
I'm Presidential
Don't need no voters to declare me queen
Don't need the Quorum to say I'm keen
Prophet or teacher, I don't give a damn
I'm Presidential just the way that I am
I'm Presidential just the way that I am
You think you know me, but I must confess
I was once Rich Adar's mistress
I hate Baltar, but Saul Tigh's okay
I loved Billy, to bad he went away
I steal elections, and babies too
Hey, what else is a girl to do?
I don't care if they say I'm a sham
I'm presidential just the way that I am
I'm presidential just the way that I am
I take care of all the sheep in my flock
And throw nasty cylons out the airlock
Your fate, unless you watch my show
I'm Presidential as you all well know
I'm Presidential as you all well know
I'll be the leader, I'll play the part
And watch me win old Adama's heart
Black hair or red, suits, glasses, nice tan
I'm Presidential just the way that I am
I'm Presidential just the way that I am
If I don't win, Adama's heart
Rabid fans will tear Ron apart
Twice Oscar nominated, that's no scam
I'm Presidential just the way that I am
I'm Presidential just the way that I am
