Funny little song I wrote in the "Weird Al" style about Laura Roslin being president on BSG. To the tune of "My Baby Love Me" by Martina McBride.

Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the BSG characters.

I'm Presidential

Don't need no voters to declare me queen

Don't need the Quorum to say I'm keen

Prophet or teacher, I don't give a damn

I'm Presidential just the way that I am

I'm Presidential just the way that I am

You think you know me, but I must confess

I was once Rich Adar's mistress

I hate Baltar, but Saul Tigh's okay

I loved Billy, to bad he went away

I steal elections, and babies too

Hey, what else is a girl to do?

I don't care if they say I'm a sham

I'm presidential just the way that I am

I'm presidential just the way that I am

I take care of all the sheep in my flock

And throw nasty cylons out the airlock

Your fate, unless you watch my show

I'm Presidential as you all well know

I'm Presidential as you all well know

I'll be the leader, I'll play the part

And watch me win old Adama's heart

Black hair or red, suits, glasses, nice tan

I'm Presidential just the way that I am

I'm Presidential just the way that I am

If I don't win, Adama's heart

Rabid fans will tear Ron apart

Twice Oscar nominated, that's no scam

I'm Presidential just the way that I am

I'm Presidential just the way that I am