Barney X Skipper Oneshot
My sister and I have been pulling out random names from a bag, and we organized them to the best, the worst (this one), and the funniest ship. I pulled Skipper and Barney out, and my sister was ROTFLOL ing so hard that I just simply LOL. So…. ENJOY! (Or be terrified to death)
Skipper was sliding through Central Park in the middle of the park. Skipper jumped on top of a bench.
"Skipper's log," Skipper said as he pulled out a recorder, "I skillfully and handsomely left Central Park Zoo quietly and alone. I had received a message to meet someone in person without any of my men. I am well armed and ready for whatever comes at me!"
"Hello!"
"GAH!" Screamed Skipper after hearing a rather cheerful and random voice coming from behind him. Skipper quickly turned around to see a big, purple, and green dinosaur staring at him with big eyes. Skipper's jaw dropped.
"I see you got my love note!" The dino said cheerfully, "I'm Barney!"
"Love note?" Skipper asked absolutely confused.
"Yes." Barney said, his face still cheerful, "To meet here in the park for a lovely picnic."
"Wha-eh-guh-but-huh?" Skipper muttered. "Wait! I thought dinosaurs were extinct!"
There was a pause before Barney spoke.
"I'm a figment of your imagination!" Barney said so ever cheerly.
"So this is all like a dream?" Skipper asked.
There was another silence.
"Yes." Barney said finally, "And this will go a lot faster if you go along with it."
"Alright." Skipper said. "Where's the picnic?"
Barney snapped his fingers, and a picnic appeared.
"Oooh!" Skipper said in amazement, "Can you make an anvil appear, and drop it on my head so I can escape this horrid nightmare?"
"No." Barney said, "Sit down the fish is getting cold."
"Fish?" Skipper said.
"Yes." Barney said. "I love fish!"
Skipper looked and Barney then the fish, Barney, Fish, Barney, Fish, Barney eating the fish.
"Alright I'm in," Skipper said, "It's a dream anyways. It's not going to kill me."
Skipper sat down afn after a five minutes he began on his third fish.
"How many ish do you have?" Skipper asked, after gobbling down his sixth.
"As many as you can count." Barney said, "Wine?"
Barney held up a thirty bottles of Aromatized Wine.
"It's a dream," Sipper muttered to himself as he took a bottle from Barney, "I am not going to get drunk."
Spongebob narrator: Two hours later.
Skipper and Barney were now sleeping with other after having a pretty rough night…
THE END
PLZ GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE SHOT!
Bob: I hate everyone.
HAVE A GREAT DAY or/and NIGHT
(IF YOU LIKE PnF THE NEXT ONE IS FERB X HARAMBE)
