Little Sister
Summary: James dated Petunia but Pet cheated on him with Vernon but James Thinks he can more luck with Lily. One shot!
Note: song words in italic
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A owl Arrived with a letter for Lily, in the Process scaring Petunia, "get that monstrosity out of here before Vernon arrives' screeches Pet
"yes Pet" sighed Lily(catch the poor owl who got a fright, when Petunia started screeching!!) yet again Pet's love life has gone off like a sky rocket and fallen head over heels for the fat sod and she was still seeing Potter, while her love life was at all time low.
Lily took the owl to her room and release the sweet owl out her window after relieving it. Lily open the letter. The Letter played music as she read.
Dearest Lily,
I know I wasn't very nice to you when I dated your sister and at school for that matter! And yes should have listened to you when you said she like playing the field.
Little Sister
Little sister don't you, Little sister don't you
Little sister don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice and then you run
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done
But please give a try, I promise not to prank any one this year,
And to help all that need my help!
Well I dated your big sister
And I took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out the door
I didn't realized how your eyes seamed to be sparkles like Emeralds and how the sunlight catches your beautiful hair until I started to write this letter.
Little sister don't you, Little sister don't you
Little sister don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice and then you run
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done
Please put me out of my misery and answer my letter as I shell write you often
Every time I see your sister
Well she's got somebody new
She's mean and she's evil
Like that old Boll Weevil
Guess I'll try my luck with you
Until I get an answer I desired, please promise me that you never hurt me like your sister did.
Little sister don't you, Little sister don't you
Little sister don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice and then you run
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done
As I don't think my poor heart could survive another heartache
Well I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin'
And baby, it's been showin'
From your head down to your toes
So Dearest what is thy answer?
Little sister don't you, Little sister don't you
Little sister don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice and then you run
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done
Yours Hopefully for eternity
James Potter
P.S. I hope this love letter sounded okay! I not good at this sort of thing with out Remus Help.
Lily smiled It's not very often that Potter admits something he can't do!
Lily turns to her own owl Nox and calls to it I have a job for you,
As you know the rest is history!
