It's been a while since I've posted (sorry). I had this story started, so I figured I'd put out this little intro. Unfortunately, I probably won't have more for a week or two due to finals. Sorry! The title is tentative, I just needed something to post.

Disclaimer: I do not, nor have I ever or unfortunately, will ever, own Supernatural. Or Tumblr.


"You know, Sammy, putting itching powder in someone's clothes only works when they have shame. I will gladly show off this god-like body to the student population." He stopped to pose, though there was no way Sam could see him. At another knock, Gabe continued, smirking, "I'm pretty sure that girl from Mythology took a picture… or ten. This body will soon be all over Tumblr."

He proceeded to shake his newly shower-washed hair as he walked towards the front door. "You're back a bit soon, though. Couldn't find your precious low fat, diet, calorie free, low sodium health drinks?" Still no response from Sam. Gabe sighed, grabbing the doorknob. "Your arms better be full of caffeine and sugar if you're gonna keep ignoring me, Sam-a-lam. I was just about to-"

Gabe stood frozen, clad only in a polka-dot towel, staring at the person behind the door. His face slowly drained of all color, and his golden eyes widened in what might've been horror. For once, the trickster was speechless.

"Hello, Brother."


A/N: An imaginary polka-dot towel if you can guess who's at the door. I'll try to update quickly, but like I said, finals.